Threw this in the sink and this what it looks like 4 hours later. This shit is not fucking food.

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fucking what like shit this hours this in sink food.

later. 4 is not This and the looks it Threw

Try it with ants.

Ants arenโ€™t retarded enough to eat this shit lmao

I mean it's a good way to verify food in general.

Fair point lol

I respect ants a lot. I may or not may be involved with looking after a colony of ants.

Ahh you were one of those weird kids. I can see it tbh

Who said anything about kids? I've discovered this hobby later in life. Watching, trying not to judge, offering them unexpected bonus food. Mostly watching tho. It's a form of meditation.

Do you ever use the magnifying glass to burn them?

I'm shocked that you had to ask. No, never, absolutely not a chance. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

What if the ants are out of line? You have to make an example of them. Do you tax them? Who will build the roads?

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What did you expect? To evaporate?

I expect real ice cream to melt

No, but it's one helluva drug.

Say no to these drugs friend

Are you really gonna attempt an ice-cream intervention at the beginning of summer?? ๐Ÿ˜…

This isnโ€™t ice cream donโ€™t call it that anymore. This is your first step

Homemade ice cream is the cheat code

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Must be a heat sink

I remember someone telling me that the old pictures and commercials of celebrities holding a bowl of cereal was actually filled with glue instead of milk so that it looks good. I think the companies just decided to use the glue to hold the ice cream together for good and feed it to the normies.

Ya theres some great videos of japanese companies that make fake real looking food for shop windows

Did you ever see the MacDonalds meal that still looked exactly the same years after being bought?

From memoy some friends arranged a meet-up, food was ordered, and one friend didn't turn up, so they left it out for him as a joke.

It just went rock hard. No mould, no decay, just hard ๐Ÿคฃ

Seen a couple videos like this. The problem is that those people could just be lying about how old it is. Although I never thought they were lying, itโ€™s different when you see it for yourself.

I sense an experiment in the making ๐Ÿคฃ

If you want to fund it with sats ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mmm machine lubricants

Great snack for the kids ๐Ÿ˜‹

This ice cream is really weird, I feel like it could be a strange exhibit of โ€œnew boat for saleโ€, and it's been in this state for 4 hours, so it doesn't really look like edible food, it's ridiculous!

https://www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-for-sale/