🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MEDICAL DISPATCH 🚨

Diagnosis: Fiat-induced throat collapse.

Symptoms include:

✅ Screaming at Bitcoin dip too much

✅ Yelling “have fun staying poor” without hydration

✅ Choking on the realization that central banks still exist

Treatment:

1️⃣ Immediate hot bone broth injection (via mouth, not IV—unless you’re hardcore).

2️⃣ Gargle with warm, saltwater mixed with a few drops of orange-pilled enlightenment.

3️⃣ Zap yourself some sats for moral support.

4️⃣ If symptoms persist, consult a Bitcoin-only physician.

Stay strong, pleb. The revolution needs you. 💪⚡️ #FortNakamoto