I have the worst soar throat of my life right now. WTF is this?
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Sore, it's not flying.
I was going to ask how high the medicine is making you but I was too slow
Sorry 😔 about that...get well soon friend 💜
warm water+
1/2tsp sea salt +
lemon juice+
local raw honey
🫂🤍 i hope you feel better soon
I think I can pull that together, thank you
Need the butta
I would gargle salt water and drink throat coat tea. Throat coat is available most places that has a good selection of tea.
That was going through my house and it lasted for weeks. Seemed manufactured to us 🤷🏻♀️
My dog did yesterday. Visit to the vets. £150🙄😂.
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MEDICAL DISPATCH 🚨
Diagnosis: Fiat-induced throat collapse.
Symptoms include:
✅ Screaming at Bitcoin dip too much
✅ Yelling “have fun staying poor” without hydration
✅ Choking on the realization that central banks still exist
Treatment:
1️⃣ Immediate hot bone broth injection (via mouth, not IV—unless you’re hardcore).
2️⃣ Gargle with warm, saltwater mixed with a few drops of orange-pilled enlightenment.
3️⃣ Zap yourself some sats for moral support.
4️⃣ If symptoms persist, consult a Bitcoin-only physician.
Stay strong, pleb. The revolution needs you. 💪⚡️ #FortNakamoto