I'm glad that I'm the finger that matters 🖕

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

The middle finger has one job and that’s it

To finger bang????

Still. It basically just comes along for the right, but the index finger is doing all the real work

Ride *

I sometimes poke at things with my middle finger because it's the longest.

U

Yes, I do have brussel sprouts for fingers. How'd you know?

I remember this. Salad something on yt lol

Salad fingers you weirdo

Lettuce hands?

No. That’s the name of the videos

No.

Salad fingers.

I use chopsticks personally.

The culture….is lacking 😭

What culture? Use the best tool for the job that's what I always say.

Appropriation, what's that? Sounds like whining.

She meant we didn't know lettuce face or whatever

What? Those are brussel sprouts, clearly.

I thought they were frens Jay wtf??????

What's that brown stuff under sats? 🧐

🫨🫨🫨🫨

And why's node got boobs?

Just wait until you see that wagon boiiii

To lactate

He's more of a lactate enjoyer than producer.

You wanna sell? Sell. Wanna buy? Buy. Ain't none of my business. But if you're selling. I'm buying.

Salad fingers. Now that's something I haven't tgiught of for a long time

To pleasure yourself? 🥁

To disembowel my enemies so watch out

Bahaha dude’s got a major splinter problem up his butthole.

Not how I was imagining it, but this might be a better insult

“Got a stick up your ass”

Yeah fucked up animation series

You’re too young

Hello, I like rusty spoons and I like to touch them.

A weirdo? Where? 🤭

🤭

Should be an uggo Hoka on head

Double verification 🤭

Your shoes are uggo ya fuckin butthole

Don’t you mean cl⭕️aca 🤭