Guy tries to come back to see frens, ends up getting Geppetto’d

Sunday is supposed to be the lords day
Instead nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve made me a nazi nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz told me I have a smelly box nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy got accused of being a big hunk and nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf watched it all as he puppeteer’d the whole thing
And nostr:npub183ks336sqr7mwgnqzns70c22h7d9rd3g7h0xp7yjkwdf48newa6qncssxn won’t stop laughing about it
Worst day ever
Guy tries to come back to see frens, ends up getting Geppetto’d

I'm glad that I'm the finger that matters 🖕
The middle finger has one job and that’s it
I sometimes poke at things with my middle finger because it's the longest.
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Yes, I do have brussel sprouts for fingers. How'd you know?
I remember this. Salad something on yt lol
Salad fingers you weirdo
Lettuce hands?
No. That’s the name of the videos
No.
Salad fingers.
I use chopsticks personally.
The culture….is lacking 😭
What culture? Use the best tool for the job that's what I always say.
Appropriation, what's that? Sounds like whining.
She meant we didn't know lettuce face or whatever
What? Those are brussel sprouts, clearly.
I thought they were frens Jay wtf??????

Yeah fucked up animation series
You’re too young
Hello, I like rusty spoons and I like to touch them.
A weirdo? Where? 🤭
This is a top tier meme
Can I be the wrist?
The wrist that stirs the drink!
That’s the phrase right??
Idk but it sounds sexual when you say it so stop lol
Hand that rocks the cradle?
The dog that wags the dog bowl
The cat that knocks over the cup of water while looking at you
Now we’re talkin
The wolf howls at the moon before starting its hunt and drinking the blood of its enemies
The lion does not concern himself with the whores of yesteryear
Dog is man’s best friend because dogs help man pick up chicks