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David II 1mo ago

So sad 😞

Master of Puppets

Da da DAA da da DAA da da DAA

David II 1mo ago

YOU?

Nothing is what it seems! 😱

whit 1mo ago

Good to know you think you’re winning 🏆

Allllll is going as planned. 😂😂😂

whit 1mo ago

Insert [ literally whatever ]

Dan Wedge 1mo ago

Kryptonite

Guy tries to come back to see frens, ends up getting Geppetto’d

I'm glad that I'm the finger that matters 🖕

The middle finger has one job and that’s it

To finger bang????

Still. It basically just comes along for the right, but the index finger is doing all the real work

Ride *

I sometimes poke at things with my middle finger because it's the longest.

Yes, I do have brussel sprouts for fingers. How'd you know?

I remember this. Salad something on yt lol

Salad fingers you weirdo

Lettuce hands?

No. That’s the name of the videos

No.

Salad fingers.

I use chopsticks personally.

The culture….is lacking 😭

What culture? Use the best tool for the job that's what I always say.

Appropriation, what's that? Sounds like whining.

She meant we didn't know lettuce face or whatever

What? Those are brussel sprouts, clearly.

I thought they were frens Jay wtf??????

What's that brown stuff under sats? 🧐

🫨🫨🫨🫨

And why's node got boobs?

Just wait until you see that wagon boiiii

To lactate

He's more of a lactate enjoyer than producer.

PeacefulNoncompliance 1mo ago

You wanna sell? Sell. Wanna buy? Buy. Ain't none of my business. But if you're selling. I'm buying.

Sleventy3 1mo ago

Salad fingers. Now that's something I haven't tgiught of for a long time

To pleasure yourself? 🥁

To disembowel my enemies so watch out

Bahaha dude’s got a major splinter problem up his butthole.

Not how I was imagining it, but this might be a better insult

“Got a stick up your ass”

Yeah fucked up animation series

You’re too young

Bill Cypher 1mo ago

Hello, I like rusty spoons and I like to touch them.

A weirdo? Where? 🤭

🤭

Should be an uggo Hoka on head

Double verification 🤭

Your shoes are uggo ya fuckin butthole

Don’t you mean cl⭕️aca 🤭

This is a top tier meme

Can I be the wrist?

The wrist that stirs the drink!

That’s the phrase right??

Idk but it sounds sexual when you say it so stop lol

Hand that rocks the cradle?

The dog that wags the dog bowl

The cat that knocks over the cup of water while looking at you

Now we’re talkin

The wolf howls at the moon before starting its hunt and drinking the blood of its enemies

The lion does not concern himself with the whores of yesteryear

Dog is man’s best friend because dogs help man pick up chicks