Caught the chickens murderer. What should I do with it?

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Where are they!?

This clown killed them for sport. ☠️

He deserves a fair trial. Ask him if he has a lawyer 💀

😑if the chickens had a fair shake, I would have considered it!

Eye for an eye. Chicken for a chicken.

I don’t know how to get a chicken out of him. Taking offers to trade him for sats.

We have plenty of these gangsters here as well.

Maybe someone wants his furr?😜

Maybe raccoon nuggets.

I notice everyone assumes this thing is a “him”. I wondered what if this is a pregnant female? Would we approach it differently?

I was at a DNR seminar on hunting nuisance animals once and someone posed this question clearly thinking "but what about God's precious fetuses!?"

The ranger was like "even better!! That's like killing 5 for the effort of killing 1!" The woman who posed the question left horrified and I just about peed myself laughing 🤣

That poor woman. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hats for sats?

Bullet. Pond. Relocate 5+miles.

Pond?

Drown it. Thats what some folks do.

Then you can empty the cage without concern of it biting you.

Jebus. it bites if I try to let it go? Didn’t consider that.

A bit from a raccoon requires medical attention.

feed it, sponsor it, elect for president

So use it for animal testing? I am ok with that.

The chickens are now part of the racoon. Bone for bone, flesh for flesh.

Now make the chickens and the racoon part of you. Bone for bone, flesh for flesh.

https://charlestoncitypaper.com/2015/02/11/the-one-pot-wonder-that-is-raccoon-stew/

Have you taste it?

I have not eaten racoon. Not many around here.

I did eat ground hog last spring though.

How was it?

Boil it.

Skin it.

Feed it to the chooks.

DO IT.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Ahhh… that is tempting thought. Feeding the 🦝 to the 🐥… Sweet justice.