Please explain why you can’t pretend to be as perfectly benign as i lie to be.

Say that you needed to sleep

Always say you took time away from working to help care for a family member, to explain gaps.

Also a great excuse that you'll probably have days you need to call in and can't show up.

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During that period, I was basically a nut. Crazy in the coconut. Clinically insane. No worries, an insightful experience where I discovered the essence of life and paradoxically; death.

Who hasn't had a grippy sock vacation 🤷‍♀️