i think when i eventually get to visit america, my brain will short-circuit and shut down

seeing everything deep-fried, having to pay tip, people actually smiling...

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Yah, it’ll be like stimulation overload.

Good luck!

oh god, i'm not sure i could ever be ready for it

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"smiling"

sounds like a myth, we don't do that here

It's really real πŸ˜‚

not having any of it πŸ˜‚

Just wait & see, it's magical πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Proof of Smiles needed πŸ˜‚

also you'll never be able to tell my emotions from my face 🀣

Sorry #moselfiesmoproblems 🀣

wait

y'all do selfies there?

No. I was just kidding πŸ˜‚

noted πŸ˜‚

i'd die from cringe and shyness

For some reason I doubt that.... a little.

now you got me thinking how i might be coming across and what others think i might be like in person πŸ€”πŸ’œ

πŸ˜‚ I'm sorry and you're welcome πŸ«‚

oh, it's good to consider that once in a while, so thank you πŸ€—

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Some of us mean it πŸ˜‚

wait what do you mean πŸ˜‚

it's a thing, not a just myth πŸ˜‚

I cant tell you how many times i was answering

"Hey how are you" and they didnt care for a awnser πŸ˜‚

wait what

huh?

Hey how are you in america just means hiπŸ‘‹

They dont really care to do the "good and you" part

Oh, yeah... we have perfected the art of apethic yet somehow okay customer service πŸ˜‚

Where do you reside?

might as well ask for my SSN and seed phrase while you're at it πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

you see deep-fried heart disease and cancer-inducing β€œfood” and all i see is job security sir

wait

y'all have jobs over there?

duh obvs we have to work so we can tip

Probably

Lmmfao. Don't come. It's a shitshow.

We're pretty friendly on the west coast but that's mostly because a lot of us are stoned all the time. πŸ˜‚ partially accounts for the deep-fried food too.

Yeah the food industry is pretty fucked in America

please don't call whatever you have there food