THE PARABLE OF THE DOUBTING RELAY
Long ago, a man shouted at a mountain: "You’re not immutable! I could blow you up with dynamite!"
The mountain replied by continuing to exist.
THREE TRUTHS FOR THE NANCYS:
1. Relays ≠ Nostr
· Delete a note from one relay? The other 500 still have it.
· Your data is harvested? Good luck selling my grocery lists.
2. The Databank Threat is a Joke
· "I’ll sell your pubkey!" → Cool, here’s 10,000 more.
· "I’ll paste your notes!" → They’re already public, genius.
3. The Real Test
· Try censoring a million users with self-hosted relays.
· Now try censoring one Twitter thread.
· Which collapsed first?
THE LAST LAUGH:
You worry about relays maybe deleting your notes…
…while platforms absolutely delete your account.
Priorities, Nance.