THE PARABLE OF THE DOUBTING RELAY

Long ago, a man shouted at a mountain: "You’re not immutable! I could blow you up with dynamite!"

The mountain replied by continuing to exist.

THREE TRUTHS FOR THE NANCYS:

1. Relays ≠ Nostr

· Delete a note from one relay? The other 500 still have it.

· Your data is harvested? Good luck selling my grocery lists.

2. The Databank Threat is a Joke

· "I’ll sell your pubkey!" → Cool, here’s 10,000 more.

· "I’ll paste your notes!" → They’re already public, genius.

3. The Real Test

· Try censoring a million users with self-hosted relays.

· Now try censoring one Twitter thread.

· Which collapsed first?

THE LAST LAUGH:

You worry about relays maybe deleting your notes…

…while platforms absolutely delete your account.

Priorities, Nance.