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i like being patted down at airports

in fact, if you actually watch me get patted out, you'll see me smile on my face lol

there's something comforting about being patted down. if the gayest thing about me but i don't care. it's nice

it's getting a gentle massage before going on the plane

i sometimes want to tell them: Oh you missed a spot

😌🙂‍↔️🫠🤭

This is weird & I also like it, so I opt out of the scanners just to get the ol' grope-a-dope. 🤙

if only you can get a hot chick patting me down

You know you don't need the airplane ride, or the airport, or any security check. You can just ask some dude to grope you if that's what you want.

good idea

there is a stand-up comedy routine in there somewhere

I’m old, can I sit down?

🤣

of course

I already do 😁