Pardon me while I make love to this falafel

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Tzatziki joke [inert here]

I'd tap tzat- ziki

Sloppy Tzekonz

For me it's true, falafel is nothing without tzatziki

I'd let that get inside me.

It’s happening

This is illegal in my country

Falafel or fucking food?

Having intercourse with food :D it's a running joke that I had with my friends inspired by Kaufmann's Spanish character ("this is illegal in my country" with Spanish accent), https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxp23Gkvn9g

Sorry for wasting your time :D

Finish with something sweet.

I’d probably like those😂 I’m one of those sick fucks who loves the taste of spam

VERY WELL

I SEE YOUR KINK AND RAISE YOU THIS

#foodstr #wtf

That I will have to try and get back to you with 😂

I'd eat it in front of somebody just to fuck them up👀😆

Same. I really should have been on fear factor. I woulda smashed

The #womenofnostr #womenofnostr are fuckin’ diabolical.

I grew up eating these so nothing is that gross anymore

Nice😂😂😂

Now you’ve gone too far.

What? Too much carbs?

Yes...the carbs are too damn high

Are you kidding me?🥺

🤢🤢🤢🤗

😂

If only there was a 👎 on #damus . 😆

I’m on damus and can do it 🤷‍♀️

Little Damus is all growed up!! Haha I wonder when that started.

Idk I’ve been able to custom react for about 3 years 😂

Nevermind. I was born this way.. 😆

Do you just click the react button or hold it down ?🤭

For the first time in my nostr career I thought to hold it down.. I think Damus was my second client right after snort, so 🤷‍♂️

I didn’t know until somebody told me either 😂🫂

Same on Amethyst. I was highly annoyed about not being able to change zap amount or reactions.. then somebody told me to hold the buttons🫤😆

I’m seeing a marketing angle here, and I think it will work for a while before people catch on. Make a client and advertise that we have selectable reactions on a long press. Who’s gunna know.. nobody’s gunna know.

You van either choose insult zap of 1 or rather: an invoice. 😂

Negative zaps ftw.

One of my sons is a falafel frequent customer too

I get it. It’s happiness in a bite form😂

Que rico ese taco o burrito

Gyro 🫂

i cant watch…

Enjoy the noms. We are having white lady tacos for lunch 😋 similar, but I will miss the beloved tzatziki

Yummm. Did painter make it? He’s been cooking some delicious stuff lately

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 loves falafel

Not enough to fuck one though.

Socks stay on... it's just sex then.

Socks on during sex is acceptable stop spreading misinfo

Depends on the socks

Bitcoiner socks don't count

There is no need to sexualize falafels John

Gonna need to get a room

I’m so glad my husband didn’t see

One step closer to the truth - shawarma. Kebab is an acceptable middle way also.

Hey man. I wouldn’t kick shawarma off my dinner plate 😂🤤

Donair is worth a weekend fling too

You don't kick shawarma unless she explicitly asks for it.

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