Future felons for causing CO2 pollution

When you’ve finally got your seed phrase memorized.

Just two more of these beers and ill be able to put out that fire....then nap time.

When the wife decides that she will do the renovation project herself because it took you 0.7 seconds to offer your entire weekend.

Angry villager burns down hobos tent after he refuses to move off their land.

Normally I would never burn books, but these are "mainstream" economics textbooks, and we need fertilizer for our garden.

Burning all the fiat bookkeeping records after #bitcoin succeeded!

they'll never find him

I shall be sacrificed to the Goddess of fire once I have had my last beer.