We've gotten along here posting freedom thoughts and absurdist notes back and forth,
I think it's time I popped the question...
The one, true question. The question which tells me everything I need to know about a person answers which determine the friends, enemies, fun trolls, idio-tards, and anthema.
If you...
We're stuck on a desert island...
With ANY celebrity of your choosing...
And a knife...
Who would you kill?
And why would it be Snooki?
The Feds watch me too closely to answer that question.
That answer tells me we can be close friends.
Not best. But pretty up there🤷🏽
So don't tell me any secrets and I won't tell you
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Dude I’m 90% sure my wife is a Fed, but I’m still free, just use good opsec. Limited hangouts once in awhile.
Ask her the same question and you'll find out.
Another good test is to call her a bitch randomly.
If she finds it endearing she's definitely a fed and doesn't want to get her emotions into it. She's just recording your every moment with those remote control birds in your lawn🤷🏽
