WTF, I called it a purse merkin and get no love? Purse Merkin is the funniest thing I've ever said. I'm taking this up with the manager.
Discussion
As a Scottish lass I prefer the term sporran
Is that like a haggas sack but for man-giblets?
No true Scotsman puts the giblets IN anything while wearing a kilt
THIS is a sporran: 
Neat, what do you keep in there? Amanita mushrooms just in case you need to berzerk on a foe?
I know what I'm wearing when I visit nostr:nprofile1qqsgym5l39dcr26p53fzy69jf8ng6qk2s9sgmm6k9fynem34llzuwkgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju7ngd96xumewwd6qzymhwden5te0dehhxarj9cmrqvpwwa6xvqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46q7dylcy in Scotland
I can't stand a sporran, I wear a utility kilt 8 to 9 months of the year and it would always be in the way. My latest from Utkilts has 14 pockets of varying sizes.