attention single ladies in the USA. my friend nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 needs your citizenship. his likes are bitcoin, nostr, saying fuck you to the government, playing video games, hacking away at code, cigars, bourbon, and tacos. good luck! #datechain

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You actually know me pretty well, no lies detected

i gotchu

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Ah damnit Derek you beat me to it! Haha

Why only the ladies? If I werenโ€™t spoken for, Iโ€™d zap that. โšก๏ธ

fair point. i didn't ask his preference.

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First livestream reality show on nostr?

This would be ๐Ÿ”ฅ

I literally hate these shows but I'll swallow my pride and host it ๐Ÿคฃ

This is the correct answer ๐Ÿค

nostramor

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Coming to you live from the nostr booth

โ€œUTXO Quaerit UXORemโ€

Nerdiest possible yet best possible title

Solving UTXOโ€™s hash

#datechain is alive again ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ yesss ๐Ÿฅณ

Sorry, E. We'll have to ask him if England is acceptable too. Maybe he wants to stay under the monarch?

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ damn it, nobody wants to come to London ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ Oo he could! Everyoneโ€™s sick now though ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซ‚

Thatโ€™s okay ๐Ÿ˜ญ you still gonna be my wingman in Latvia? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚

I gotchu. ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

Youโ€™re the best D ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

wait

Eshara's actually coming to riga?

See above. You'll need to go through me to schedule a meeting. How's the 25th at 3PM?

Brilliant ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚

We'll need matching T-shirts.

Yessssss! ๐Ÿ”ฅ I wanna get a lightening store T-shirt ๐Ÿ˜

i see, it's team Dereshara for Riga

i'll have to check my schedule

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Yepp ๐Ÿฅน Iโ€™m coming to hug everyone โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ trying not to make a penis butter joke on top of the best D

I just re-read it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€

Horni police need to just arrest you at this point

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ I swear I donโ€™t think about what I say before I say it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

Do I get a hearing? ๐Ÿฅน my lawyer is @esharaisinnocent

The best D. I've been called this before.

Right! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ Datechain forever

You get treated way better in the USA as an illegal immigrant, just saying!

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Yeah, illegals get free food, free board, prepaid visa cards, free transportation.

Free healthcare in FL if done right. No joke. My friend married an American and in talking to them they gave me the Asylum lowdown, down there that isnโ€™t talked about as much mainstream. They both work in jobs where they see it happening constantly.

But dude - man up- Youโ€™s a lady magnet. Mindset.

Plenty of folks would likely still want to come north so you could do a swap arrange ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ’“

You seriously thinking of bouncing land of ScrewDough? Why not CR, etc.โœŒ๏ธ

yeah, i've been thinking about this considering that pretty much i want to live in the country and almost everything i want to buy that isn't available locally is from USA so this whole dance i'm doing with customs right now becomes irrelevant

and i already don't much care for immigration rules, i use my passport to cross borders and then nobody cares how long i stay... except serbia, who exiled me for 2 months for 3 times failing to get my visa sorted out

ironically in that case i could have just popped over to bulgaria or bosnia or croatia for 10 minutes and come back and they would have been happy with that

something tells me that once i'm ensconced within a rural community somewhere in the midwest i'm barely even ever gonna get asked by a cop for ID, never happens here in madeira, and this is papers please europe (not one time in almost 6 months been asked for my ID except as regards to customs at the post office)

Oh no, not #DateChain again... ๐Ÿ˜‚

this could be the beginning of derek aka nostramor ๐Ÿคฃ

Man. I don't need another side project ๐Ÿคฃ

this is not a side project it is love ๐Ÿซถ

He's also bisexual

Only if Derek is stripping on a pole

Anything for a friend.

As someone who has eaten tacos with him, I endorse this message.

Good ole Taco Taco.

Bahahaha ๐Ÿ’€

I love this

I was just saying yesterday I need a husband from nostr ๐Ÿ˜

I know! That's why I tagged you below ๐Ÿฅน

How much is the bounty?

Can we crowd source this? ๐Ÿคจ

This is why I live nostr! Y'all are hilarious!

ฮคฮฟ nostr ฮตฮฏฮฝฮฑฮน ฮผฮญฯ‡ฯฮน ฯƒฯ„ฮนฮณฮผฮฎฯ‚ ฯ„ฮฟ ฮผฮฟฮฝฮฑฮดฮนฮบฯŒ social ฯ€ฮฟฯ… ฮดฮตฮฝ ฮญฯ‡ฯ‰ ฮฒฯฮตฮน ฮณฮบฯŒฮผฮตฮฝฮฑ (ฮฑฮบฯŒฮผฮฑ).

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