This is a real form that was handed to parents in Moray in Scotland:

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Lol all of them have an asterisk. I would leave it blank seeing that it's technically allowed by the form.

"I brought him into this world, you figure out his pronouns if you care so much" 😂

I think it's daft.

I would ad a line: Must be called only by his title: "Lord Domination"

😂

I insist that my child be addressed exclusively as 'lad'.

You may use a Liverpudlian or Yorkshire accent, only.

'You doing a bit of hard graft with them wooden blocks lad? Fancy a few mi wadis's round by the sandpit later?'