I regularly recommend amputation before application of crocs to any man’s foot, but you do you bruh.
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Nah, doc 
GIT OVER HUR RIGHT GODDAN NOW!!
🗡️🔪🥄
Dan’t you threaten me!
Look up the definition of “giving up” in the dictionary & this pic is there.
Note: I also own crocs. Best trash day shoes ever made.
Outdoor pair 
Solid.
Psychos wear the band around the back. This is the way, frontal.
Depends on the activity, no?
NO.
Never.
Don’t go weak kneed on me here.
If the dans weren’t enough to keep #nostr weird…
Stealing for my dating profile.
i guess securing a strong foundation with good foot grip for that activity is rather paramount, but I’d be concerned that the opportunity for sex would dissipate the moment the crocs were put on…
You’ve got a point.
They're great for athletes though. Eliminate the need to wear a cup, just slip them on once and as the testosterone drains from your body, your balls immediately retract so far you'll never have to worry about a crotch injury again.