So a cat, a dog, a raccoon, and a beautiful queen all talked about sniffing butts today.

Whadya mean you don’t wanna join Nostr? Where else you gonna get this shit?

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Just a typical day on Nostr 😂

Thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks.

We aim to please. 🙏 🤣

Better than a bedtime story.

Funnier than mother goose, stranger than grimm’s

Cats, dogs, and raccoons ain’t got shit on geese.

Facts. Vicious creatures.

We’re not that slick.

Followed 🤙

This the A Team of welcoming committees.

#GrowNostr #SniffButts

You forgot to add in #[5]​ & #[6]

No! 🐶🐾🫡🤣

😂😂😂

Wolfs don’t sniff butts, they sniff teeth! 🐶🐾🫡

Did you mean to write teets?

I wrote exactly what I meant! 🐶🐾🤣

What if they have bad breath?

🤔

Why are wolves sniffing teeth?

Maybe they are dentists. 🦷

I’m so confused. Marie’s wet butt makes way more sense to me.

But my butt is not wet! 😂

Sweaty, if you prefer.

😂💦

Nope, dry as a ???🤔

Well aired butt?

Towelled butt?

🐶🐾🫡

“A wolf is going to treat a human just like another wolf. Wolves will run up, put their nose on yours, look you in the eyes and then lick your teeth. However, if you get frightened and pull away, the wolf will grab your face in its mouth to say "Hey, come back here… I just want to say hello." Unfortunately, owners often misinterpret this greeting as aggression.”

nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w if you lick my teeth, I’m going to be very afraid. I just want that to be clear from the onset.

😂😂

It did after seeing those leathers.

We’re missing something. 🤔

The submarine?

😂

The submarine is definitely wet.

Possibly on the inside.

Same reason dogs sniff butts! 🐶🐾🫡

They sniff teefs!

Along with plenty of 🖕instead of 🫂

Daddy always told me it was a New York hello.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣