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Why do things have to be so fucking complicated🧐. Seriously, I've just received 2 blockstream Jades, you can't take them cross boarders, they are a very small electronic device with a fucking camera on them. I can't travel to hostile countries with this shit. FML😭.

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SubconsciousErosion_0x0 1y ago

Why not?

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d0708145... 1y ago

Because they look like fucking IED's, I'd rather not be questioned about that....!!

SubconsciousErosion_0x0 1y ago

Barely.

Why not disguise it as a vape?

d0708145... 1y ago

I have a vape, I am a very keen vaper, big clouds n all🎉.

SubconsciousErosion_0x0 1y ago

Is it bigger than the device?

d0708145... 1y ago

Much bigger.

SubconsciousErosion_0x0 1y ago

So can you gut it?

d0708145... 1y ago

I might have to just take a burner phone as a signing device.

SubconsciousErosion_0x0 1y ago

I suppose. Just sounds less fun.

d0708145... 1y ago

Lots more boring but much more interesting than being in a foreign jail🤷🏻‍♂️.

SubconsciousErosion_0x0 1y ago

Just don't go to jail.

Might be hard either way if the country is hostile...

Thank goodness it doesn't look like a meshtastic device. Have you considered holding the power in your ass? It works for drug mules.

d0708145... 1y ago

I am a man of the world, widely travelled and very learned. What I have or haven't imported is my business, I ain't sticking anything up my ass🤷🏻‍♂️.