Why do things have to be so fucking complicated🧐. Seriously, I've just received 2 blockstream Jades, you can't take them cross boarders, they are a very small electronic device with a fucking camera on them. I can't travel to hostile countries with this shit. FML😭.

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Why not?

Because they look like fucking IED's, I'd rather not be questioned about that....!!

Barely.

Why not disguise it as a vape?

I have a vape, I am a very keen vaper, big clouds n all🎉.

Is it bigger than the device?

Much bigger.

So can you gut it?

I might have to just take a burner phone as a signing device.

I suppose. Just sounds less fun.

Lots more boring but much more interesting than being in a foreign jail🤷🏻‍♂️.

Just don't go to jail.

Might be hard either way if the country is hostile...

Thank goodness it doesn't look like a meshtastic device. Have you considered holding the power in your ass? It works for drug mules.

I am a man of the world, widely travelled and very learned. What I have or haven't imported is my business, I ain't sticking anything up my ass🤷🏻‍♂️.

Have you tried it? I want to bring a spare coldcard on my next international trip to test viability.

No, I've not, and that's my aprehention.

You could email the authorities and ask their stance on signers or troll Reddit archives for a thread about it. I don’t think it’ll be an issue at least in the U.S.

I am a #Nostr user precisely because I don't wish to be a Redditer. The calibre of answers here, is generally, a magnitude of intelligence higher, please don't try to lower the tone. I'm an English lad, who'll be travelling to The Far East, very early next month, I'll be wanting to move some sats, while out there. I'm a cold storage kind of guy, this little box of electronics looks more than suspect to me eye, despite knowing that, it's not. The customs officers in them there regions would probably take a different view. I'm just trying to negate that possibility🤷🏻‍♂️.

I’m not saying “be a Redditor” just seek the information where it exists. Very well this question has been asked there and answered by Bitcoiner’s who have done it already. That or email your gay customs lords and ask them. There is no harm in asking if they’ll let you travel with a signer.

The sexual proclivity of the customs officers is no business of mine, I'll bid you good day Sir🫡.

They’re going to give you full cavity search when you try to bring your IED in their airport and you’ll understand just how gay they really are 😂😂

So, I'm fucked then, in more ways than one🤷🏻‍♂️.

a phone you dont connect to internet can serve as a signing device too that would not bring suspicion 🤙

That's a good call. It's much more cumbersome but I might have to go with that🙏🏻.

ive tested it out, a pixel 6+ is a very secure phone, you can pop graphene onto it, set settings to not connect to internet but before doing that put bluewallet on it. once disconnected from internet, you import wallet seed phrase, and itll serve as the signing device to an internet connected device that can generate PSBTs ( blue wallet on that device with xpub of the wallet imported will work well)

by tested i mean ive tested the functionality of the signer, not travelling cross borders with it

If it works, it works. A phone brings zero inspection, a Jade, that looks like a fucking IED, not so much😬😂. Thanks once again for the recommendation, that could just be the ticket🙏🏻.

You’ve also in a way obsoleted signers for me now 😂 why buy one when I can buy a phone thats 100 times more inconspicuous and 1000 times more functional as a piece of hardware outside of being a signer? You’ve unlocked something here for me

I have the signers because they are more secure than phones, my signers are for predominantly UK use but as stated, I'll be travelling widely, soon. A burner phone seems to fit the bill for that purpose🙏🏻.

ya, there are tradeoffs of course. a phone has much more attack surface but in practical terms it can serve as a much more inconspicuous choice that is far less likely to be attacked, stolen or confiscated. and you can even do a multisig wallet on two offline phones if you had a need for that :)

If it was never connected to the internet is there a way a phone can be attacked?

i dont know the specifics. prolly if like you were being hunted by the feds. or obviously iflhone is physically stolen. i think for normies, not really.

Listen, I'm not James fucking Bond.

I'm just a normal pleb who'll be travelling.

The Jade looks waaaaay too sus, I just want to transfer some sats while travelling and fly below the radar🙏🏻.

Yeah I was thinking of both of those scenarios. Low probability but don’t want to stake your life savings on a tail risk.

What if I have MI5 cover though🤔.

ya, i mean a good setup could be: jade for home, set up bip85 child walkets, drop that into the offline phone and put some btc on that. that way you dont even need to write down the words, as long as you can get home to your jade eventually, you can recover whatever you put on the phone signer for travel.

I'll buy an unregistered phone, just for signing, nothing else. No trace. It's a good call and the customs cunts won't bat an eyelid. Fuck them cunts and all other cuntz🎉.

Why not just bring the components of a seedsigner (raspberry pi zero 1.X, a TFT LCD+Joystick Hat, RPi Camera, and a micro SD card) as separate packaged components? Keep the SeedSigner ISO encrypted/obscured somewhere or download it from the internet once in hostile territory, if possible. Assemble components, flash SD card with SS OS, boot from card and recover mnemonic.

If you want to carry it assembled, you could even use a game emulation Linux distribution as cover, to make the pi zero look like a toy.

https://seedsigner.com/?origin=serp_auto

Because i am a very simple pleb who doesn't have the smarts😭.

Yeah but you have us.

Ok. I'll fly you out to The Far East, buy you a pint or 10 and you can be my electronics man and sats transferer, on the fly😬😎.

If you're willing to take on the learning curve of a signing device like a Jade, you probably are smart enough to plug some electronic components together and flash an SD, and if you have access to bitcoin nerds, there's like a gajillion of us online that are willing to help.

Now... Hear me out... You could always keister an opendime

For about 0.1BTC🤔.

Sold

It's hard to convey the seriousness of message on here. I'll bid you good day Sir🫡.

What are you trying to accomplish?

Not looking like a terrorist with a IED crossing borders, wanting to transfer a few sats while abroad!

What about TailsOS? You can boot it from a thumb drive and use it as a desktop offline signing device (I know it has electrum support and maybe Sparrow?), similar to a hardware wallet.

That's a good shout, cheers.

So its a viable solution?

Also cheaper than any signing device or phone, will you be taking a laptop with you?

I might take my laptop just so I can access Sparrow.