No, nobody does. But I can make a nice indoor practice ball.

Light it on fire 🔥

Yes find a surface it sticks too and then draw the film out and to and end of that surface weighting it if necessary. Disregard the impulse not to waste it. Once you’ve secured to anchor points of the extended film. Wrap like a motha fucka

Nope not the slightest.

I’m convinced it’s Wrapped Saran (coin)

Yes.

But fitted sheets? Hell no.

No throw it away and use tin foil

Never seems to stick for me. More like