This is how I onboard people to nostr

#amethyst #shadowban
This is how I onboard people to nostr

#amethyst #shadowban
No offence to nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv lol π
lol, it's worth it to now have non-cucked amethyst
There is a non glow amethyst now ?
PV
Why donβt you have zaps yet?
I just wish Tony's fork didn't die everytime I try to tag, but it's a start.
Don't worry, I've been riding Vitor about the shadowbanning hard enough he is probably gonna add me to the list. I may be the first person shadow banned on both Amethyst and Damus for trying to help fix both π
Lol I don't think he's shadowbanned me and I've been scratching his furniture about it for a bit lol
Maybe he likes it
It is sort of kinky of him to make something so unpopular
#kinkstr
Consentual non-consensual blocking?
#shadowbanmeharderdaddy
He's conflicted cos as CEO of amethyst he has to be a top, when clearly he's a bottom
Does using multiple clients make me a switch?
Lest we forget...m ***Switching*** between alts ππππ
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Top thread of the day right here ππ
Nice try fed π€π€π€
How do I know you're not a fed? π€
I have a fed alt, so I can't be a fed
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Jesus, are we both alts of the same person?!
Today a young man on acid realized... Etc
π Whoa π²
So if we're both the same person does that make us both schizophrenic, or can one of us identify as the sane one?
We're the lucid dream of a retired toaster salesman-turned-butcher
I also don't own a toaster
ππππ wtf
Toastless gang
You a poor mf too?
Nah, I just think it's a waste of space.
Also.I went through a dark time, and my toaster took a bath. I made it, Black & Decker didn't.
π³
But between a pizza oven, an airfryer and a cast iron pan I can make toast.
Now I want toast.
You're gonna make me fat.
You are so out of the toastless gang π€
Damn, am I losing my benefits because I can cook?!
Because you can TOAST π€π€π€ it's toastLESS gang, toastLOTS gang is over there π
I was trying to get into the toasted gang π
Stop spreading #toastr confusion, I see you ππ
I'm a toast anarchist, I don't accept the authority of anyone else on how I should crisp my breads!

I'm selling a toaster, this sale will take place over #nostr!
nostr:npub12qk88pl34yvkht9wmcghznfuzmeq8dpxxw7ux5cfc0cwj5dmqu4s7z7c86 #toastr
nostr:npub1g3827ewz6d23rlgdhkaslc78gyule52ymcqdyt2hsxdwtlw8dt5q7dfpvg, did you just buy my toaster, or are you #zapvertising at me? π
I'm selling my toaster due to limited space