I could have that when I was like twenty, but was too stupid back then to work with it.

But I lost 30kgs very very quickly, ended up in a hospital with kidneys and when they released me there was a big party for fat girls I organized earlier. I got there in size 38 and ate about three or four steaks, because fckin hospital kidney diet.

I remember the admiration in the eyes of guys around when I devoured half the grill.

Also the sadness and hate of all my freshly gone girl friendsπŸ˜•

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Ladies! Don't get distracted. It's never too late.

That ship has so sailed. I now have a gigantic Teutonian circling around me constantly in a perimeter security route.

Totally cramps my style.

I keep telling people too just ignore him, he just wants to play, but they're sceptical. Cowards.

"Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?"

(I want to go 15 years back and this time I'd go out rich afffff)

My ex was working in a factory and I divorced him for the handsome rich one.πŸ‘€πŸ˜…

No, I divorced him because when I said "we should get divorced," he said yeah ok. Then I packed my shit.

Never fucking never marry your best friend. #marriage