I just wanted to see if you would say “ass groceries”. ;)

I just had eggs in a basket for the first time a few days ago and I’m hooked!

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Can't destroy a government on an empty stomach! 🥰😅

Look at that pan.

You ever seen a photo of a pan shaped like a globe?

No, of course not.

You wanna know why?

It’s because that pan is FLAT.

If you’re a globe pan believer, you’ve been lied to be the globe pan conspiracy buyers.

I looked into it and found out myself.

I did the research and it proves what I knew all along!

Is that pan made of metal? It's from the melted down magic bells, that's why there are no more bells in England.

Oh nooooooo the bells and the mud theory 😂

The earth is just a flat circle of mud and lies 🤣

mmmhm. And we should all be concerned about that instead of the real problems. Convenient, divided attention.

What are the real problem besides muck and lies? I have come to the conclusion that the allegory of the cave tells us the fundamental problem about everything we run into.

Yeah, that's the most fundamental, I think. That's also sin, in a nutshell, and ironically its the Christians who are too sinful to understand how. Lol. The other thing I rant about..

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That’s what she said

If I was only a shirtless male I could have such a following 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm afraid you might be telling the truth 😂

Sometimes 🤣

Use your powers

When I meet the Nostr CEO last year, he started a bonfire with his telekinetic superpower, just like that graphic!

Mostly I just accidentally make all my technology short circuit because I get angry. It just makes me also sad because now my TV doesn't work 😭

That’s so fiat.

SOOOOOO FIAT.

-_____-

Good, TV is a pacifier. Be unpacified.

What’s “eggs in a basket”? Is that a euphemism for something?

Super easy way to have an egg & toast (plus bacon, etc if you want to add it)

Cut a circle out of a piece of bread

Crack an egg into the hole

Cook in a pan at medium-low

Test with a spatula - if the entire egg/toast lifts up easily, it’s ready to be flipped

Flip and cook for same amount of time

Done!

Ah I learned something new today.

It's so good 🥰