I went to a Harry Potter themed festival not knowing that they moved all the interesting events to tomorrow because it's pouring rain.

(I feel that it's a British world and we shouldn't be put off by a little rain as we are not made of sugar, but alas.)

I found myself at the cigar club instead, where I got a churchwarden pipe and this is about to become my whole personality.

̶c̶e̶c̶i̶ ̶n̶'̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶ ̶u̶n̶e̶ ̶p̶i̶p̶e̶

C'est une pipe ✅