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He's an old rich guy. perfect match

Pretty much 😂

That's the goal

Yeah she literally looks like that. Wild.

Now that she’s married, the blowjobs and leg shaving is gonna stop real quick

Can confirm.

Am married.

Only have two children instead of a dozen.

Hahahaha exactly

It drops further at 30 weeks pregnant. Cuddling is even rare at that stage. 🤣

Puzzles is gonna know that life soon 😂

Wait.....

We’re just trying, I’m not preggers yet

I'm looking forward to Baby Puzzhole.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳

Me too 😂 but not the pregnancy part

Yeah it's been a roller coaster this time.

My first daughter wasn't too rough on mom but this one has been bad.

A lot of sick at the start, middle was stable and now at the end she's having trouble moving with sciatic pain.

Ugh that’s the fear. Plus with my endometriosis, I already have a wonky uterus so it’s either gonna wreak havoc on my body or be a really good experience. Hope wifey feels better soon or finds something that helps🥰

hopefully your uterus will be like "oooooohhh this is what we're doing now" and get with the program 😆

That’s my number one hope in life 😂 I’ve heard that being the case with endo, but am maintaining healthy skepticism

healthy skepticism is good. I hope everything works out :)

Thank you friend 🥰 me too

I hope it works out as well. Praying for you!!

Thank you 🥰🫂

I don't care about Bezoz 😅

I think pregnancy can be hard, but in the end you will be one of the most badass moms ever 💜

I better be. I do everything else half-asked 😂

But you have to stop smoking weed and vapes

I know 😔

but in the end … it will make you even more happy!

I’m ready for it, I think 😂

Can’t believe yall are talking about this lovely creature like that🤭😂😂😂

👇😳😖

After and before. Before looks way better. After is from the movie alien

Before looks semi normal, but I think even the before has some Botox or some shit

After is crazy. She looks like this

Gasp! Dafuq is up with her love line!!?

OMG!!!!!😳

….it’s a simian crease😳😳

….she’s one of us🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️🤭😂🤣

….bezos married a retard😳….we’re all gettin free Amazon slippers🤯🫡😂😂

I think I found her perfect lookalike this time

Yeah maybe the comic version, but Heath was 🔥 even with all that makeup

Obviously Joker who was dropped in acid, with the battlescars

Me ^ making my move

Most terrifying thing I've seen all day. Need the eye bleach.

I feel like her skin is gonna just give up and bust open any day now

Serious Michael Jackson vibes on that nose. I hate that people mutilate themselves chasing youth, I'm embracing every wrinkle and gray hair that pops up.

Terrifying yes, but not obese

that's a lot of plastic!!

It’s foul looking

Would