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Mcdโ€™s a lil rough around the edges๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚

โ€ฆdid I mention heโ€™s still potty training?๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝโญ•๏ธ

One can always improve their potty game.

๐Ÿค”

poosition

Form

Did you just object to my post?

I shitposted on it ๐Ÿคญ

๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿคฃ

I hear Mobile is beautiful this time of the year

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Looks pleasant ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

This is a shitty thread. ๐Ÿฅ

Yes ๐Ÿคญ

Deep in the bowels of the โญ•๏ธ

It's true. I got one of those squat stools later in life and wish I had it earlier.

Another thing thatโ€™s a game changer is a bidet. Installed some at home. Never going back ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Handheld shower head is life changing.

Bits will never be cleaner.

nostr:npub1qsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534aseeuqvd the circle members stay clean with bidets and handheld shower heads

Cleanest cloaca's this side of uranus.

๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎโ€ฆ.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโญ•๏ธ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ

I switched from handheld to static cause I wanted to try out a filtered showerhead. But the filter is really nice so I haven't gone back.

very truth

Whenever Iโ€™m not home and I go to the bathroom I wonder wtf is the bidet๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

thatโ€™s living life on the edge

The edge of the bowl ๐Ÿคญ

โ€ฆ.how did we get here?๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโญ•๏ธ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

This started as a nostrbama thread ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿค”โ€ฆI knewed it was sumthin๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿคฃโญ•๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โญ• ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ โญ•

I feel like thereโ€™s a get the stones meme in there somewhere ๐Ÿคฃ

Canโ€™t believe obama is on nostr

Once again Stache starts a thread about shitting & forgets what Nostr is. Thinks heโ€™s changing channels on the TV.

โ€œWhy isnโ€™t the remote working?โ€

Stache I tried watching that movie major payne. I couldnโ€™t finish it. It was so bad and cringe. Didnโ€™t laugh once.

Thatโ€™s the one with the wayans guy?

Yeah super cringey levels of retard

I donโ€™t remember a good movie or something I wanted to watch with the wayans brothers.

White chicks was great but most of their stuff is mid at best

I havenโ€™t seen that one

I briefly saw a sitcom with one of the brothers. Nothing special

My wife and kids? lol

I donโ€™t remember the name. Itโ€™s possible yes. Saw like half an episode. A long time ago

Yes I think thatโ€™s it ๐Ÿคฃ

I wasnโ€™t crazy about this one๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Cause itโ€™s terrible. Delete that Manhood.

You guys donโ€™t like white chicks but love major payne

I always thought In Living Color was pretty good๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

And it was peaking around when SNL was in declineโ€ฆ.imo๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

1 tubby tubby, thats all I remember. I feel that forgetting was likely a self defense measure taken by my brain.

Berating people is always the best way to get them to change for sure.

Oh wait, every study that compared them shows that positive reinforcement beats negative reinforcement every time.

Beat it nerd. We donโ€™t do studies.

๐Ÿค”โ€ฆthe โญ•๏ธ is more of an intuitive collection of excellence ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซก

โ€ฆ occasionally the data set may be incomplete but we know the proof/result with adequate certainty when we see it๐Ÿง

โ€ฆ.rare mistakes are made๐Ÿ˜ณโ€ฆ but itโ€™s collateral damage weโ€™re willing to accept๐Ÿซก

โ€ฆ..๐Ÿค”well except for that misguided projectile that ended up in nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve โ€˜s cloacaโ€ฆ.everybody was pretty sorry about that๐Ÿ˜ณ

โ€ฆI think the council handled that delicate apology pretty well๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝโญ•๏ธ

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Funniest post โญ•๏ธ dayโ€ฆso far๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซก๐ŸŒ…

Had a feeling youโ€™d like that one ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Appropriation complete๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚

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Well Iโ€™m off to Costco and lunch and a beer at fav brew house with @mrsstache๐Ÿซก

โ€ฆbut rest assured Iโ€™ll miss u *ss๐Ÿคกs terribly in the interim ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚โญ•๏ธ

Enjoy Stache

Also this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ

If I go jack off now aren't you worried that will create a positive association with posting about studies in โญ• threads and I'll feel compelled to do it again?

That was funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

Itโ€™s ok to be wrongโ€ฆwe can still be frenz๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿซ‚โญ•๏ธ

I do this, but with the close button ๐Ÿคญ

I do this with the mute button

Itโ€™s a tough watch. Has some moments. Few though.

I would think itโ€™s funny if I was like 8 years oldโ€ฆ maybe

๐Ÿค”โ€ฆwell Iโ€™m sure ur a very advanced boy๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซก

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Gross ๐Ÿคฎ

This was the best thing

Used a Japanese toilet a couple months ago. Definitely planning on getting one at home someday soonish

Very funny SouthPark on this. Watch it.

The big toilet paper industry is censoring the episode

Noted. Haven't watched I'm pretty sure

Yes

Yes do it.

Imagine using one daily. Sooner rather than later.

Soontm

Game changer.

True story

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Best fart joke Iโ€™ve seen in years. Well done

Technically heโ€™s relearning because he forgot due to the dementia

Passed*

๐Ÿคญ

๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ˜ณ

In this context, โ€œpastโ€ is used as a preposition meaning โ€œbeyondโ€ or โ€œon the farther side of.โ€ So the sentence is grammatically correct.

๐Ÿค

Oh shit, I think you're right. It's weird cuz specifically this word has been messing me up lately. It's like I unlearned it and have to think anew each time I use it

I learned you good YODL.

Women of Nostr - 0

SATS- undefeated

Donโ€™t let his brainrot poison your mind. Heโ€™s wrong take a lap

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I fucking love that skit man ๐Ÿคฃ

I laugh every time. Every single time. The whole series was funny.

The one where he goes to the haunted house showing ๐Ÿ˜‚

When he canโ€™t drive.

Itโ€™s interesting. The Ghosts. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

What's it from. I hate that gif for some reason. Dude looks sickly

Be better YODL.

The money has changed you. Be better.

The only money changer here is you!

Board room fight.

Iโ€™m gonna oust you in a hostile takeover. I have the votes. And nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 (our biggest & only client) is voting with me.

This day was inevitable.

Robertโ€™s rules.

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ

You can't do this to me! It's my company!!

Hostile McTakeover

Going through the books now. What a mess.

How many shoes does one man need. wtf.

First rebranding video just dropped ๐Ÿ‘€

https://v.nostr.build/SXbzwiI3xxoHFv9j.mp4

The head always gets me. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Rustic.

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

He bought new shoes after one wear

The Crypto business world sure is cut throat

nostr:npub1qsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534aseeuqvd When YODLbase became Satsbase

The re-re-branding is real.

This is best for all.

YODL is out! Itโ€™s for the best

Sheeeyit, easy come easy go I guess. I'll be honest, the pressure was starting to get to me.

also nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 , you won't have any trouble moving the funds...because there aren't any!

Suckas!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Damn they already took out Yodl. Does anyone own anything anymore? Is there no justice left in this cruel world?

Itโ€™s whatโ€™s best. For him, maybe. For me, definitely.๐Ÿ‘

You realize that you have taken on all of his liabilities. You have to answer to the investors that just got rugged ๐Ÿคฃ

Theyโ€™re McLiabilities now ๐Ÿ˜‚

Straight to jail hehehe. What a relief! I've still got my used jet at least, and some Gucci

How much bitcoin did Stacey have lmao

He zapped a retarded amount.

YODL is Keyser Sรถze ๐Ÿ†

nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy if you havenโ€™t seen the Usual Suspects, you should watch it. Excellent movie

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ’ฏ

๐Ÿค

wtf of course I've seen it.

I didnโ€™t know what ๐Ÿ‘€ meant ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Fair, it's prob the most ambiguous reaction.

Comments win again ๐Ÿคญ

#YESTR

#YESTR

Donโ€™t give him more ideas

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Why donโ€™t we team up & blame it on Stache?

Sell the jet, split the proceeds. Re-incorporate while nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 spends 20 in the clink for wire fraud.

It will work.

Lmao Stache loses his bitty and his freedom. Cut throat world the crypto industry ๐Ÿคญ

Stacey wonโ€™t do well in prison. This is a sacrifice Iโ€™m willing to make.

He needs to join a gang. Maybe get a few tattoos

Maximum chaos and injustice? I'm in!

Live shot of nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 reporting to prison.

wow, he must have joined a vicious gang. I guess heโ€™ll be fine

Muzzle is really important

they havE special jerseys 4 the MEDheads*/*ya

20 years in a federal country club๐Ÿค”

โ€ฆwhat could possibly go wrong๐Ÿ˜ณ

โ€ฆIโ€™m inโ€ฆbut I want my frickin bitties back

โ€ฆsome white collar f*cks are going down๐Ÿคจ

โ€ฆI will miss my chickens tho๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ

โ€ฆ.and yes โ€œusual suspectsโ€ top 10 movie all time๐Ÿค”๐Ÿซก

The gangs will protect you. Youโ€™ll be fine

Final settlement is not on your side

Maybe he'll get a cell with Diddy?

And SBF? Nice trio tbh ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

N*gr* get back in ur corner before i grease u up with diddyโ€™s warm stock and shove u in the trash shoot๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ณ

โ€ฆi think im ready๐Ÿค”๐Ÿซกโญ•๏ธ

Foreplay ๐Ÿคญ

That's the attitude you'll need. I think you're going to be ok stache ๐Ÿ‘

I saw โ€œget hardโ€๐Ÿคจโ€ฆ.how hard can it be๐Ÿค”

Get a few face tattoos and youโ€™ll be fine

A shaved head with a tatt of โ€œeat sh*tโ€ over the right parietal region and a full beard is my personal fav๐Ÿค”โ€ฆbut I havenโ€™t really thought about it much ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝโญ•๏ธ

Back to the lighter side โญ•๏ธ things๐Ÿค”

Me and a lil one feeding chickens ๐Ÿ“

โ€ฆ.thats a good day๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿซก

โ€ฆ.grass is outta control๐Ÿคจโ€ฆ4 more days before orthopod will turn me loose to drive zero turn ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Precious moments you can take with you inside.

Awesome pic.

Gotta hang on to those for solitary ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โญ•๏ธ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

gfy tatt on inside bottom lip/******

standing on your head in the shitter, stache*/*ya ๐Ÿ™ƒ*****

YODL wins again. I got played.

nostr:npub1qsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534aseeuqvd YODL is homeless. Rickity YOLO

He passed the puck.

Vs.

He skated past the puck.

English do be hard sometimes tho.

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

SatsMcG PhD

English English. Not any of that Canuck shite.

English English comes from UK

Who still bows to the Queen & bends for the King? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Who bows to Israel and bends over whenever they tell you to? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

The US govt likes 'em circumcised.

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Oh fuck

Heโ€™s not wrong.

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿคฃ

His directing work on Charlie's Angels was something else ๐Ÿ‘

Awww shucks. I do my best.

IZ ^/ th@ Ozzy?

Rand back in da house.

Anonymous next and we gots a party.

Sats you R not halp-ing my ADDictIONz *B*rโญ•:.;โญ•*****

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซกโญ•๏ธ

โ€ฆ.amazing๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ

โ€ฆ.it was funnier when u were wrong but still๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โ€ฆ.so much winning ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ

โ€ฆthe council was last seen collectively chuckling in admiration๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ