Apparently my gas has become such a problem that my husband has started a diary recording what I eat on what day along with the amount and severity of my farts.

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Your husband is wise

If he was wise, he would learn to love ALL my smells 😂

Tolerance is underrated.

Thanks for sharing. Thinking about a change in diet?

Nope lol

Well, then I guess he's just gonna have to deal.

I will get him a gas mask for his birthday 😂

Get him one of those WW1 masks.

Get him one of those gas mask bongs, tell him you have some fire chronic that you'd like him to have a blind taste test with, then fart into said gas mask bong, record and post to #nostr, and profit

Here I was thinking your head was just a hat rack…this is genius. I will never underestimate you again 😂

I miss Oliver Sacks

😂

Get him one of those heat cams

Omg no way he’s allowed to have one of those 😂

As a fellow with lactose intolerance, such a power we wield can never be contained.

I can’t do dairy at all anymore, but I eat so many veggies 😂

I hate it when that happens😂

Is your wallet down?

Relatable

Stop bragging.

Your next series will be

BREAKING WIND

I’m a human balloon 😂

It's not really a concern until he buys a mask & tube 👍

Ewwww

Haha I wish he would

THIS IS HOW HUMANITY FLOURISHES

Elimination diet is the way to go.

Processed carbs was a big one for me.

What kind of processed carbs?

Snack foods, frozen prepared foods, enriched flour breads...

Same for me.

Agreed, you might want to consider the AIP diet. Seems you are having digestion issues.

Or…I’m a superhero. Half woman. Half skunk.

I like farting. In my opinion, this is strictly my husband’s problem for not being more open minded to my smells 😂

Better out than in

Everyone loves their own brand

A lovely perfume

#haiku

Hole I didn't know grule came in different flavours.

Slev coming into your own here, very nice

😂

Church or chapel, let it rattle 💨

I personally can’t get enough

Fibre

This is true love 💀💀. There are some things that give me the bubble guts and make life miserable for the whole fam...but I live with 2 boys 🤷‍♀️

I feel like a skunk and I really like it that way

you're body is trying to tell you something 😅

your*

That there’s a party in my tummy?

What you gonna do if it's the weed? 😂