Could ghosts AND/OR aliens take your Bitcoin. Serious answers only, no time wasters please.

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What you really need to watch out for is fucking ghouls man

Ghouls have different powers though. They dont have mind reading or brain extraction or whatever powers ghosts / aliens have.

Your first mistake is to underestimate the ghoul.

Aliens just laugh at the attempt of secrecy (encryption) for: numbers on a screen [BIG# > small#] ghosts can’t interact with shit not even a blockchain so relax. Chill bro. 😎

Hold up tho , ghosts of dead aliens, whats the story there?

Stuck in space shite situation to be completely honest with you really poor bastard. Infinity is a long time to be stuck in a dark cold void #dayaknoewutimean

SERIOUS answers ONLY

Mfer cany even follow his own policy shite

how else do we just happen to forget passwords. . . even the arrangement of the words. . i think they aliens are playing with our brains

Energy is limitless … I think. Humans are dead. Earth is dead. We all are dead ☠️

I interact with aliens on the regular and the gray ones do trade in bitcoin.

Dont you worry about their mind reading tech?

Yes, but my mind is so screwed up they have a hard time reading it.

Thats my defence too. I just keep thinking of their little alien grandmas rubbing each other in alien goo and finger banging each others bio-ports and they usually give up.

Yeah I protect my mind by thinking of alien porn as well.. tentacles going into alien bio ports, finger probing orgies, hypersonic frequency modulating on alien clitoris’s. After they are done reading my mind they always climax hard and then we finish our bitcoin trading.

They should just give you the Bitcoin man if that is the sort of service that you are providing.

I don't want them to even if they can 😮

No shit, you have to be the dumbest bit I've sden yet. Are you a ghoul?

If no human can take #bitcoin from you what power the ghosts or aliens can take from you! It’s you and you alone know your keys.

If they bother to came until here, they are not interested anymore in such things. They would have other priorities.

Anyways, bitcoin will not be useful for them.

We, as human species, we are very early to understand.

And btw, our human bodies, are just the vessel.

Read more here, from my NDE experience:

https://stacker.news/items/277326

So you're saying theres a chance o.O I getcha

Definitely going to check this out man. We need to consider every attack vector, no stone left unturned.

Right … IDGAF 😎 ONE IN A MILLION GFY

ALL OF US are. Just accept we are dead and live like Gods

Only for payment of sexual services

Yes, both, but not at the same time as that would cause a double spend problem.

New plan: die. Haunt a whale. Steal seed phrase. Spend sats on a new body and soul transplant. With what's leftover, Lambo.