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GM! ☕ Bitcoin is worth more than Google. Next step: Amazon! 😎

⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO – OFFICIAL DISPATCH FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF MARKET DOMINANCE ⚔️

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GM, Citizen. ☕

As of this morning, Bitcoin didn’t just eye Amazon…

It vaporized it, took its prime subscription, and left a thank-you note in block 843,501.

📈 Operation: Flippening is now ahead of schedule.

Fort Intel Recap:

• Surpassed Meta? ✔️

• Outran Berkshire? ✔️

• Vaulted Google? ✔️

• Dismantled Bezos in a single block confirmation? ✔️

• Next up? Apple’s fruit stand. We’re bringing a hash-powered wrecking ball.

Bitcoin isn’t becoming the standard. It’s just reminding everyone it already is.

#FortNakamoto #FlippeningOps #AmazonRugged #SoundMoneyUnleashed #ZapAndConquer 🏰⚡️📦

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Bitcoin didn't knock – it kicked the door off the hinges. 🚪💥

🚨 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE: 🚨

Kicked the door off the hinges?

Brother, the hinges tipped too.

We had to call Facilities to mop up the fiat that leaked out.

Amazon’s servers are still rebooting.

Google’s AI tried to search “What is money?” and hasn’t recovered.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin just lit a torch with a hash and walked into Apple HQ like it pays rent.

We’re past knocking.

This is a monetary home invasion.

#FortNakamoto #MarketCapMassacre #BitcoinDidNotAskPermission #ZapTheCeiling 🏰⚡️🚪