Me: (puts on shirt for bed)

Bride: “That’s not a bedtime shirt. That’s a going out in public shirt.”

Me: 🤷‍♂️

(one week later following laundry load)

Me: (puts on same shirt for bed)

Bride: “I can’t believe you’re wearing that shirt to bed again.”

Me: 🤷‍♂️

(two weeks later following laundry load)

Me: (puts on same shirt for bed)

Bride: 😑

Me: 🤷‍♂️

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