Me: (puts on shirt for bed)
Bride: “That’s not a bedtime shirt. That’s a going out in public shirt.”
Me: 🤷♂️
(one week later following laundry load)
Me: (puts on same shirt for bed)
Bride: “I can’t believe you’re wearing that shirt to bed again.”
Me: 🤷♂️
(two weeks later following laundry load)
Me: (puts on same shirt for bed)
Bride: 😑
Me: 🤷♂️
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I shall call your wife later and instruct her to download and install ‘good husband’ version 2.1, that might fix ya 😂
#[3] keeps giving her the wrong software 😭
Me going to bed
I mean I would too but at this point I have to wear the shirt. I don’t see any other option.
You actually wear clothes in bed??
You kind of have to wear clothes to bed in 🇺🇸.
Never know when you’ll have to get up in the middle of the night to have a gunfight…
and those can get awkward if you’re naked 🤷♂️
Shouldn’t being naked be enough to scare them away 😂
Deez usually scares them you’re right.
Someone ask!
#[3] is afraid to ask about deez
#[3] thinks roos and snakes are dangerous but she’s never been to the 🇺🇸 and seen deez before.
I’ll bring my own security Roger will be with me 😂🦘
It’ll be no match for deez though.
Do you really think roger would match up well against deez?
Yes 🖕
🤣😂 you don’t even know what I’m talking about
Neither do you 😂😂
Yes its about 🔫
No it isn’t. I said Roger would be no match against deez.
Oh your manhood …ya reckon! Bet Roger’s much much bigger 😂
Goddamnit I give up.
Deez never gave up
Wtf then? 😂
I said deez would win.
Nope, no idea? 🖕
I forget that Oz aren’t familiar with deez. It’s ok Marie. Not your fault.
Deez What? 😂🤣😂
I’ve missed this whole conversation but I’m just gonna say I can’t sleep in a shirt on purpose. If I’m asleep with that much on, it was an accident 😂😂😂
Yeah I know .. she doesn’t even know
about deez
Nightstand 9mm🔫
That’s cute…but like that’s your third reach right? Right?!
Two of those in reach. A few long guns close by. One is hunting, one is passed down, and one is chambered in freedom. I cant tell you about the rest
I read this in red white and blue.
Yeah you always have to be ready for a gunfight here in the states
Steam your underwear sir
Gm 💜
Very fine lines are being walked here today…..
I ain’t scured
Why the hell are you going to bed now anyway frog 🐸
bc my wife told me it was my bedtime
Ok then, good boi listen to her, happy wife = happy life 😂
She just said it was ok to “keep trolling the upside down person from hell”…in her defense I may have made some embellishments describing you
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