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Wow I got a like 
Iβm so happy
Are you gonna stay on only zaps? I miss your likes π€
Iβm on only comments π
Come back home
Who wants node using likes again? π
CC: nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas nostr:npub1pefpytg7h9wdmza97evpta73eyf94rq5mq5cn6h992eknm4xcljqq2tv2p nostr:npub19ffdhs6jgzedgpm58m6nq3a4s92zth0dx7vtwy9fkl9m9rp2w96svcqm5p nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy nostr:npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm nostr:npub1ttr52vhz8d6h878k7vjgleghfs9hyv9wczm98s8v3uga2spqnlts92slpq
Didn't know he'd stopped. Does this mean all my likes were wasted on him?
I see your pressing of buttons YODL
Yeah now I only see a stream of likes from mcd in these threads. It used to be both of them before π
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Donβt you like my nice comments or funny gifs ? More value than a like imo
Exactly. Nice comments AND funny gifts. Like this one
*gifs lmao
I meant both the likes and comments π
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I want Node to do wtv Node wants. I'll support him no matter what, except if he gets into shitcoining or pineapple on pizza.
Dropping reactions is the first step toward pineapple on pizza
nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy are you doing pineapple on pizzas yet? Apparently dropping reactions everywhere is the first sign π€π€π€π€
Tasty
Lost another soldier
https://video.nostr.build/68aa08f105564b5067054ab50c18f48ec36a71a7dd553c54156e7d95bcadf04f.mp4
Hey skip!
Recently had pineapple on pizza. Was good, but not as good as the supreme.
Whatβs the supreme?
Khomeni?
Is that a war joke ? ππππππ
Too soon?
Too ignorant , in my case
Right amount of spice π€πΎ
This oneβs a winner John. You got it
*surrenders in French
nostr:nprofile1qqs0wgf8etnayvkcs4c636fdvepy73jc9q2xlcln64srjdm5e98p8ncpr9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuumrdphhyumrdqhxvctwwvq3yamnwvaz7tmzv46xzt33xcmrztnfduq3kamnwvaz7tmkv4exy6tjd93kscfwdehhxarjxyhxxmmdfrjtwl can you explain to Ryan how pineapple on pizza is gross and completely ruins good food.
I think nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve has been compromisedβ¦heβs been a lil salty latelyβ¦itβs kinda like thereβs a short in the ground wire of the βοΈβ¦.π€π³π€¦π½ββοΈ
β¦the council has taken notice and theyβre on itβ¦working theory is that Mcd is involved in this shitefookeryπ€¨π§
Thatβs what a fed would say. How was your debriefing in Langley? You never gave us an update. Did you build nice files on us yet? π€
Maintaining plausible deniability. You must have been top of your class at the 3 letter agency training program. Respect!
Oh they call me Mr MF over thereπ€
A Langley force to be reckoned with. I feel bad for the other recruits. They donβt stand a chance. Big shoes to fill
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Wow a new meme from Stacey. Heβs evolving π
He learned a lot in infiltrating nostr 102
Me trying not to like nodes posts
The beauty of it is that you can do whatever you want π
No likes for you
https://video.nostr.build/b63b746d5b1b689339b3e50cde9881ffec3fe5920d9900fbfc36021fed1fc222.mp4
I need someone to teach me how to make the image eat the popcorn....πππ.
The best I could make with my poor knowledge π
I donβt know how to do that unfortunately. With the jaw actually moving as if youβre eating?
π€, that's actually a good idea. There must be an App somewhere that does it. But I only upload Snapchat to have fun with my little princess. Lol
Why not record a video wearing the mask of you eating something from a bowl. And then just replace the bowl with a popcorn. Or record yourself with a mask eating popcorn?
I will definitely try it. Thanks for the idea. Can't be now, I am at a "esplanada", having a fresh drink...it would be awkward π.
A manβs gotta gro if heβs gonna remain dominant in the 3 letter soup βοΈ βintelligenceβπ€π€·π½ββοΈ
So proud of all the progress you made ποΈ
I think you have what it takes to be a world class pepe-r. Pepe'n with the big bois.
I agree this node is different and Iβm concerned. I demand a council meeting immediately! No more hockey until this problem is solved!
Stanley Cup was won last night fyi
No wonder mcd isnβt around. Probably celebrating chewing on ice.
Wtf is with that color in the bg for the pfp nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqy2hwumn8ghj7ct8vaezumn0wd68ytnvv9hxg6pmktg? π
Yellow?
That's not yellow...
Let me think
Itβs like mucus colored mustard green
For flu season. Which is basically all year long for the kids π
Honoring the Covid victims π«‘
I even have a Pepe just for that
Have you tried double masks?
Not yet π
These double mask folks are really innovative. Finally, a setup I can breath through properly.
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I was driving today and at a stop sign I've noticed a car with someone wearing a mask inside. He had a dead look in his eyes. Nothing, man, nothing.
I miss Covid. Those were fun times.
All it takes to bring back memories is eating a bat. π¦ Try it!
I love bats. Cute little fuckers annihilate mosquitoes around my house every night.
They kind of give me a nod at times. Like Iβm Batman.
Is mcd making a turn on his Batman stance? π€
Batman was afraid of Bats. Like a pussy.
So he dressed up like one like a fhag.
I just kind of control bats to do my bidding.
Isnβt that bad ass? He faced his fears while Superman is still hiding from Green rocks
Yes π€£
The evidence is damning
Bahahahhahaahahahaha
Nic always bringing the heat. Commie Clark in the past. Now June Superman π
Amazing efforts everytime πͺ
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You'll have to ask DC comics. I don't write the characters π€·ββοΈ
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Whereβs nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95
Did he break another hip showering?
His hip looks fine to me
https://video.nostr.build/21b37165b4962d21736412cef52bee5ae19e8ba1b73f9315e2409cfb97348b0b.mp4
Fuckin hilarious π
First things firstβ¦FU nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqz9thwden5te0dp5hxapwdehhxarj9ekxzmnyjnqd37 π€¨
β¦altho I gotta admit Iβm diggin the dude in the back with the man bag ππ€¦π½ββοΈβοΈβ¦whatβs more embarrassing as a dude than a group skate video with ur brosπ€β¦funny u should askπ§β¦a frickin manbag π³π€―ππ
Thatβs a baseball cap tied to his belt π€£π€£
Stacey is so old his eyes arenβt working anymore ππ₯²
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He uses echolocation instead... bats... nostr:nprofile1qqsg4fjzufhx2pep88ssmdvkg65f4f6n3fvevk4t8mvfrywhr9nadscprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezummjv9hxwetsd9kxctnyv4mqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0tt2x7a is batman π
Heβs old Batman
Itβs officialβ¦there are no feds in the βοΈβ¦@grokβs been on it for 30 mins and canβt find anything (β¦so itβs gotta be trueπ€π€·π½ββοΈπ«‘βοΈ)
Heβs still digging into whether Mcd is ghey and if there is an actual @MrsSatsβ¦I think itβs worth pointing out that the two are not mutually exclusive π€π³ππππ«βοΈ
Well even if there is a Mrs sat, mcd already said sheβs mid so him being ghey is still up for debate. 
Didn't Sats made himself gay to trap someone else?
I wanna say it was node but I could be wrong.
Anyway, the commitment to the craft is top notch.
What if it wasnβt a trap though? π€
Wow so node and mcd are both gay. Vivi was right all along. Maybe amethyst was trying to censor him π€£
Nice try π
Also, why do you have Veritasβ frog? I thought that was a nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 collector item
I am a collector of fine memes
No nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q32amnwvaz7tmgd9ehgtnwdaehgu3wd3skueqsgfq6l, that was not deviant behavior, that was art!
It all comes down to this...
Do you want The Sistine Chapel or not?
Bro this is 2025β¦not 1481 π€
Still, nice things require some artists to do extravagant things. Art require sacrifice.
Also, don't get me started on the calendars and years. ππ
Let me put my hat on so you can start π
I often get into this debate with nostr:nprofile1qqsxva5hjlerpv7en9t4l8ppvesmuthgjxfppqaw6sksnmrkdqf2rngpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsw0x2r8.
I honestly don't know who's crazier. π€π
Jokes aside it's really complicated to track the exact date for thousands of years. I don't have a solution. Best guess it's 1995. πΈ
Yes
Well yeah, don't you think Satoshi had this is mind too?! π€
Ok, so he allegedly missed pool mining, but the rest was pretty tight for someone just adjusting to human life.
So if itβs 1995, the best decade was the 60, our current 90s.
Doesnβt matter, really, as long as we have a point of reference
Yes but Mayan 2012 hasn't happened yet. πΈ
Do I need a second hat for this part? π
I still have a gram of dignity left. Never go full retard! ππ
But yes, 2012 will happen in 2042.
I don't know what you want to hear... I'm currently at they couldn't have built cathedrals with horses and carriages in teh 1800s.
Says one of the feds π€
As a black man, Iβm offended. Blacks ainβt ghey.
Black man skipping leg day to play hockey
https://video.nostr.build/e81f06b95cd7535a071eefdee47b05721cde82c32895eabc32e0d1efe21ea514.mp4
And I can swim.
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Happy pride month everyone π€£π€£
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Yoooo this is the best meme Stacey ever posted. This boomer is growing right before our eyes
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Why are you a chick crying?
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Iβm a chick pretending to be a fed you caught me
Best note of the day right here ππ€£
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!π«‘π«βοΈ
Pato
Daaaamnπβ¦heβs rightπ€¨β¦I looked it up and itβs on the interwebπ€―ππ
I can only imagine this Google search.
I thought I dodged all the recent spam...haha
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Dang nostr:nprofile1qqsqu5sj950tjhxa3wjlvkq47lgujyj63s2ds2vfatjj4vmfa6nv0eqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurfw36kvtnfdcq3yamnwvaz7tmhda6zuat50phjummwv5kp3uum itβs good to have u backβ¦the βοΈ was just an empty hole ( ! ) without uπππππ«‘π«
I need an allyβ¦thereβs been a lot of abuse of the elderly in ur absence π³π€¨
Thank you nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95! I cannot believe this is still happening. Who is the major offender here?
The list is longπ€¨
π€β¦I think lengthy beatings for the whole bunch may be the most efficient and equitable way to make sure the offenders are fairly and properly dealt with
β¦a few may not make it but itβs a risk Iβm β¦I mean the council is willing to takeπ€ππβοΈ
Iβm with you nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95
Letβs get these fuckers.
Let me know when youβre done with your morning dressings & sponge bath & we will attack.
I did not read the context, or this note really.
But if there's a witch hunt happening, I want in.
Stache hit his head doing a wheelchair wheelie.
He now thinks everyone is against him. Iβm trying to bring the guy back to reality.
Good idea. That sponge bath might help him calm down
An enemy of Stacey is an enemy of mine. We'll find the culprit of this wheelchair incident and bring him to justice.
Justice? In front of Feds you mean πππ
Is the council a federal organization?
Wellβ¦the council is voices in Stacheβs mind. And Stache spends a whole lot of time at Langleyβ¦
Is he some kind of neuralink test subject? That would actually explain a lot.
It was malfunctioning, so they remote controlled him to do a wheelie and hit his head. Not unlike giving your computer a good smack to get it going again.
Elon test subject and he works at Langley. He also just launched a witch hunt against himself. Stache is down bad
This is what I just pulled out of my cabinet to make some coffee in. I'm the one down bad today ππ€£ 
Best way to celebrate gay blacks is more coffee. βοΈ
Just drink it like soup, you good, no one judging. I do the same.
How about brewing on a Boston Whaler yacht? Even bad days look good with ocean views and premium #boatbrands!
I prefer my kitchen, but thanks anyway.
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He is the culprit. He was showing off at the home.
βHey, look at me. I can do a wheelieβ. Annnnnnnd bam. Head injury.
Oh yeah, this is the smoking gun. WE GOT HIM BOYS
π€¨β¦fake newsβ¦I thru myself in the rage fray of the WoN to proteck my boi nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 who had somehow assumed a fetal positionβ¦it seemed his only defenseβ¦his little legs was barely just a kickin (seems he may have skipped leg day last weekπ€)
Is it my monitor or this image is very very fuzzy?
Let me adjust my phoneβs screen. Oh waitβ¦itβs fuzzy
I had to double check
https://blossom.primal.net/56ec4caefe59d0cafa6ef49477888c08996a4273a6a93a0e31a66b535c512dd6.mp4
I looked for the βunfuzzyβ setting but couldnβt find it. Maybe next update?
Itβs a lot to take in all at onceπ€π€π½π
What do you expect from Stacey? Im just impressed heβs actually cropping the pictures after he screenshots them now
The crops are immaculate. I like them.
Honestly you should recruit Stacey as a moderator for your page. Heβs a boomer with a lot of free time and terrible at meme management. Itβs a win win.
There's already a system in place where you can get sats for tagging the videos via the nostr:npub1gu8f33nh4ecqj47jy38qflyerdfa66v4ua9lksktj7r5l4apqxtsm674ke bot.
Take notes Stacey π
I know all this sh*t means something π€β¦ima get my boy nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 to splain it to me as soon as his pickle ball round robin is overπ€¨π³βοΈ
Stacey is in a wheelchair?!
Fake newsβ¦.itβs a clever fed disguise/psyopβ¦demoralizes the perps when they get their *ss kicked by a dude in a wheelchairπ€·π½ββοΈπ«‘βοΈ
So much disinformation on the Interwebs, don't know who to believe anymore.
π€β¦thank God for the filter o retarded provided by the βοΈ
This one is blurry too
It might be my cameraβ¦whereβs that setting nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmc3ke5lk ?π€
Next beta update. Soon β’
Oh these b*tches is gonna get huntedπ€¨π³ππππ«‘βοΈ
Iβm right behind you. Letβs do it.
I can only hope ur as much help as I was with the WoNπ³ππππππ«‘βοΈ
Youβre the worst for that π
πβ¦this unfortunately is trueβ¦ it seems itβs a gift/curse from Godπ€¦π½ββοΈπ€·π½ββοΈβοΈ
wtf is WoN?
Women of nostr
Oh right. Btw, nostr:npub19ffdhs6jgzedgpm58m6nq3a4s92zth0dx7vtwy9fkl9m9rp2w96svcqm5p seems to be long gone π’
We should clean up those tags we call. Some are gone. Some never chime in
Just Cuban and Sarah right?
Are we in a coup rn?
No itβs not a coup, weβre just facilitating a regime change
Anonymous as well π
Parasites is still here?
Parasites will be back I think. The last post from anonymous is concerning
nostr:note137xv6tc60fdrsk54zwhey656lwssx8r348ntx7ckehz9eqtc8n0s3xwwr8
Perhaps we need to move onto dynamic lists (not summon everyone everytime). Seems pointless to tag everyone all the time
I still want ability to quarantine notifications on specific threads to their own tab. Non circle ones get lost in the shuffle sometimes
We already have that. Settings/notifications. Hide notifications with more than x npubs tagged. Slide it to 10 and you temporarily hide it
Women βοΈ Nostr
They even gots a vulvar councilβ¦itβs serious sh*tπ³π«£
Ah yes, I recall the CoV now. Manhood drew us close to the brink of war with them. Came out of it with a gf though if memory serves
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It was quite the kerfuffle wrapped in a hullabalooβ¦ but in the end nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3yamnwvaz7tmhda6zuat50phjummwv5rchgcw scored a digital GF (clearly above his pay grade π€) and nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqfp8cl0 was able to salvage what was left of his beans and dignityβ¦and later returned to nostr in a blaze of testosteronized glory with a new attitude about leg dayπ π«‘βοΈ
β¦π€I know itβs off topic but anybody doin anything cool for June Teenth?
Guys I still donβt know what Juneteenth is π
nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 wtf man
Itβs fake and gay race grifting
They broke Mcdβs testiclees off and kickedβem around on the ground β¦just for bein his normal sef π³π³π«£
Ask grok if it thinks I own any Bitcoin. I think I've done a pretty good job of covering that up.
Yup just noticed thatβ¦gotta get these cataracts fixedππβ¦why didnβt the stupid f*cker just wear his hatπ€β¦itβd been the least ghey thing about that videoπ€¦π½ββοΈβοΈ
β¦and my generation should know betterπ³β¦we havenβt been taught male pacificity over a lifetime like someπ€π³πππ«
Stacey itβs time you get your act cleaned up
https://video.nostr.build/945a82b7aa6ebc2158ee60f92158a1226891505f698bdda1ce2d9cfe057c3516.mp4
It could be another hundred years before it repeats itself slightly different. We rarely appreciate the good things in life.
Come to SF. We still have it here ππ
Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q32amnwvaz7tmgd9ehgtnwdaehgu3wd3skueqsgfq6l. I was weak for not calling it myself. Damn it I'm going soft.
Likes don't hurt anyone don't be a bitch π€
Only a bitch would react instead of writing a meaningful comment or an emoji or a gif πππ
Time is money
You just wrote a comment π
I don't have meaningful things to say. I gotta like to stay relevant around here
You just said something relevant though
Likes are like pokes on Facebook. Super cool and not going anywhere!
Remnants of an old system π
I had a poke war with so many girls back in the day
No likes for you too then 
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That was for node lmaoo
Damn it the frog bastard is turning us against each other π€£
DIVIDE AND CONQUER
DIVIDE AND CONQUER
We gotta stay strong in the face of this onslaught.
Is node the real fed? Was him attacking Stacey classic misdirection?
Get the fuck out of here. I was here the whole time while Stacey was debriefing in Langley. For months π
There were (UNSUBSTANTIATED) rumors that I, yes I! was a fed during my leave of absence. These people will point fingers at anyone.
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Add βthatβs bait meme hereβ
I haven't been checking my notifications at all. Nice to see some regulars return! Cheers all!
Did you see the Manhood chick thing. Disgusting. Shocking really.
Fake and ghey news
Sats! While you were away, I created a thing you might enjoy!
If I click this does it drain every account I have or will ever have?
Nah, it's a high quality GIF library for your enjoyment. It's safe, trust me bro.
This is the last guy who clicked his link
That's me after challenging Pitufo to a few paid games on his NOSTRis site. Clearly hacked it to always win
House always wins
I'll play you if you want. Only 10 satoshis
Idk how to play Tetris lol
You can practice in a single player game
Iβve played before I just never understood what I was doing lol
Stack blocks, make lines, repeat, faster.
Also NGU
I love Tetris. Had one of these units. 
Testers needed! Ryan, if you haven't seen it yet, my latest creation:
nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy is my only other reliable Nostris player!
nostr:note17yw0z82mnlrzf65l2uajewewqrc93kzzdzp8d2yty5vxv48uzrdqn6l345
Welcome to the real hellthread 
Thatβs a great gif. From your website?
Always!
If your not using pituf.in you need to ask yourself
https://blossom.primal.net/e320aa232b5ebc5b4a046fd841d5c30aa54369a316b25c669a759b2bb70a7e68.mp4
When PWA?
By the way, you can already have it function as PWA if you are on the iOS. With Safari click on the share icon, then add to home screen. Done.
It doesnβt work. It just opens up my browser.
Hmm, can you record a screen share? Seems odd.
Also, a PWA is just a browser app.
Yes but your site is just a bookmark for me. The bookmark just opens the browser. nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve does it do the same for you?
To make it truly a PWA, I'll have to do some changes. I'll look into it.
Yes. Same as my tenor shortcut on the home screen
β thread > hellthread
Facts. ππ―
Lmao YODL with the reaction π€π€π€
nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy waiting for the advertisers to come to nostr so they can use his reactions for βgoodβ
Satoshi and Bible quotes lmao