Iβve been tryna make myself a PB&J sandwich for the past hour n nostr hasnβt let me.. can u pls let me
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Just boil some pizza instead π
How about *no* I finally got the ingredients out
Damn, never had a PB&J in my life.
Never even tried peanut butter π
WTF????
Donβt make a big thing out of it π«£π«£ Nobody needs to know
That has to be some sort of crime.. no peanut butter sounds very North Korea to me
Never seen anybody eat a PB&J in real life π€·ββοΈπ
Thatβs a real shame
Is it? π€·ββοΈπ
Yeahβ¦ it is. Youβre a student, pb&j is the highest roi meal you can make. Not the best, not the healthiest, but itβs the Swiss Army knife of food. Can go anywhere, Lasts for ever, fills you up. Good hot, good cold. And dirttttttt cheap.
Peanut butter is so expensive, no? How much does a jar cost?
I dunno $6. Itβs like 50 sandwiches.
π€ What jam would you recommend, thinking of getting some
Depends on what kind of fruit you like. And whatβs available on your planet. Strawberry would be my go to. All natural pb is more expensive. Ingredients are peanuts and salt. Thatβs it. But get the regular stuff to start.
i did
+1 never had
minus "i did" lmao i rephrased and forgot to delete that
I canβt believe a frog with laser eyes and the rest of you weirdos got me to make a PB&J on a hot dog bun in the middle of the damn night!
The things I do because of Nostrβ¦
Not the only one then π«π
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Shit that reminds me I gotta get the peanut butter, you see Iβm hellaaaa distracted brb 
Peanut butter rules everything around me
Wait what? What are you suppose to eat with chocolate?
What do you mean βeat with chocolateβ?
Well, let me tell you something, brother! Smuckers and butter bread may be fit for a frog's feastβ¦But where is the MEAT πΈ ! β‘οΈπ₯©β‘οΈ
Goddamiittt I knew something like this was gonna happen πππ Iβm ashamed!! I know it!! But fr fr I eat meat EVERY SINGLE DAY of my life, itβs part of my culture lol this was a super late night snack bc zapping so much for me extremely hungry, whenever Iβm past my bedtime which is all the time I get hungry n have no self control.. Iβll be the first to admit it! But today Iβm gonna workout a lotttt & make up for all of this bs Iβve been doing over the past 3 days π«π thank u for holding me accountable π«Άπ«‘
#[4]β I believe this qualifies as illegal content that violates your terms of service.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Toast the bread
Damnit man, now youβve got me wanting one but Iβm completely out of bread until I can get to the store in the morning. Not gonna pay the premium to DoorDash a loaf of sourdough in the middle of the night.
If your out of jam try dill pickles, is great ππ€
Youβre wildddddddingggg, I can tell you love it bc Iβve seen you say this before ππ€£ but Iβm not a fan of pickles!! I always tell restaurants to not put them in my burgers n the mfers always put them! Trying to convert me!! They remind me of jehova witnesses!
DP witness. π₯π₯π 4evah
Iβm with Ryan. Dill pickles are good anytime.
Make a pickle relay n talk about bc honestly I donβt wanna hear it lmaoooooo Iβll get a shirt rn that says some messed up stuff about pickles.. thatβs how I really feel
This sandwich gave me way too much energy lmaoooooooo
Sleepy, you love giant green pickles. I've seen your memes π€£
Are pickles and cucumbers the same thing
absolutely not
Asking the important questions. A pickle is a cucumber, but a cucumber is not a pickle.
You can pickle all kinds of things. Cucumbers just happen to be the most common.
Beets for instance. Mmmm. Pickled beets.
I like veggies raw I guess, none of that pickled stuff for me, but hey!! More for everybody else!!
This is the way
Try pickled garlic vs real garlic. Trust me youβll prefer the pickled garlic lmao.
Fuck yes!
This is what I meant wen I said the pickled crowd reminds me of jehova witnessesβ¦ why yβall wanna convert ppl so bad
Have you ever had kimchi?
Nope but youβre about to give me 10 reasons on why I should π§΅
Antioxidants, bro!
Thatβs only 1 but itβs a good one ngl
It tastes and looks like slightly rotten cabbage
I love this shit btw, go kimchi!
Probiotics
Beta-carotene
Vitamin A
Vitamin C
Immune booster
Brain health
Gut health
Preserves eyesight
Prevents heart disease
Cell repair
Anti-inflammatory
Weight loss
Well thatβs more than ten, isnβt itβ¦?
Goddamitttt why is everything thatβs good for me have to suck so much
Year, lol.πππ«πΊ
You make good points tho.. Iβll at least give this a try before I dismiss it, but pickles are a hard pass
Fuck kimchi!
Tomatoes, carrots, mushrooms, asparagus, cabbage, garlic, watermelon rinds, lemons⦠you should see all the pickled things you can find if you just look in the right places.
This is like when @roya asked if crypto and bitcoin are the same thing.