It sounds like a paedophile who’s contracted cryptosporidium… there no hope for that one. Best put them out of their misery.
Discussion
In final year of veterinary school we had always had a rodeo day and a stage show at night. Each year the review had a title. In my year it was The Pheasant Plucker’ Review. A couple of years earlier it was called The Cryptorchid Ball.
Cryptorchidism means undescended testicles 😉