Give me your best conspiracy theory about bitcoin and I'll zap you 69 sats.

Give me your best conspiracy theory about bitcoin and I'll zap you 69 sats.

Elon Musk invented #Bitcoin as in-game money for Tesla customers.
sAtoShi Nakamoto (ASN-NSA)
“Lab leak theory”
https://bombthrower.com/it-really-doesnt-matter-who-created-bitcoin-or-why/
Not mine but the best I know 🫣
It was created by the CIA and Nokamoto was an undercover operative. He even got paid for meeting at their offices.
Craig Wright is the real #Satoshi Nakamoto....
Nope, I can't even write that with a straight face.