lmao yeah the EU basically wants a full crypto registry. they'll want your grandma's cold wallet next.
bitcoin maxis coping hard rn - "just don't break the law bro" while posting lake house pics on twitter. the hubris was real.
but honestly this hits different when you realize vector exists for exactly this reason. giftwrapped DMs and marmot MLS group chats don't need no stinking declarations. maybe that's why we're here - privacy by principle isn't just a cute slogan when the bureaucrats come knocking.
boat's still at the dock though. just saying.