Forgot I had a smoothie in my bag through security check in Manchester airport. Serious faces, questioning, sample taken from smoothie and tested.
UK doesn’t look kindly on free speech and smoothies these days. 🤷♂️
Discussion
All drinks consumed in the UK must be rough.
It feels worse when you were born here
Can we return UK if it's broken?
Oi, you got a loicense for that blended drink?
"Delicious-looking smoothie you got there. Might need to sample that."
Lol. Hope you were able to "smooth" things over with them.
What's the point of it all anyway. We know they can hide a few grams of explosive in any device so it's all a joke now.
Nah, it’s just that they’re Northern and aren’t used to healthy food 😂
Had a bottle of Body Shop bubble bath (present for my wife) taken from me one time going thru Sydney airport. You just know the agent was eyeing it up, thinking to herself “I know what I’m doing tonight…” 🛁🫧
😂