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Listen, if you have a stone pine tree on your property then so be it, but I refuse to pay for those fuckin’ tree seeds.

OK but your pesto is gonna be runny and watery I don't make the rules

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How dare you.

submit to pine nut supremacy

Never, I’d rather drown in a portopotty.

if there was pine nuts in it, it'd be thick enough to climb out of

Sir, I don’t think you understand how dangerous non-newtonian viscous liquids are to escape from.

you can just walk on top its science bro

We’re really going to have to hash this out in person. Once you’ve tasted my good works you’ll renounce your pine sins.