Nostr Web Client

nostr:nevent1qqsqeeeaz4j3f8ljtw6apkrmugrfcqd6e7qjgtx6e5wgwf6t8dludcgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyr9fltv26qsvnvwlusww8aqy8y49n5ch8g2e3988ksygssnmdyaqjqcyqqqqqqg6430k9

When you realize Karen and Ken are having bad sex...

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

Turning down sex for cake is sad lol

I have had one and it was dry and gross. Maybe they just need some lube 🤷‍♀️

Homemade cake >

You can have it with sex too since you’re at home

Have your sex cake and eat it too as it were.

I think that’s a Plato quote yes 🙌

It is now. That's how history works right? 😂

Yeah something about cryptographically verifying things that people said 🫡

True History™

--via Yarnlady

nostr:nevent1qqspf5dhr07h9njzvemcptzqzw4had8f9c0nka72fhznl4auauhw8scpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qgspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5crqsqqqqqp0u843n

This cake?

Probably better than the "better than sex cake" I had if I'm honest.

I think they must have made it wrong because every one of those I've had has been at least close to as good as sex.

https://www.easyanddelish.com/death-by-chocolate-cake-recipe/

The Little Chocolate Death

Dude those brownies by little Debbie made me a fat fucking kid

Same 😒

This looks amazing 🤤

I just remember it being dry and cinnamon-y. Maybe I have really good sex 🤷‍♀️😆

Yeah, they did it wrong. Luckily, cheese doesn't.

But sometimes I just want really good cake.

Just the tip from mushroom kingdom

Look, it may have been a...suggestive looking cake, but it was delicious.

It's a perfectly fine cake 🫂 Maybe make the goomba stouter next time 😂

That's what I said when I was looking at the picture. "He should have been shorter, and fatter. That's what I prefer anyway."

More girth

Always 👀

They always are 😉

karo 9mo ago

it's not even penis shaped? shame!