This is actually a hilarious meme since I've asked for years. TBH though, been running Tor only for almost a year and can't complain. Would I be getting more routes in clearnet? Maybe but it hasn't been too bad
#noderunner
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It would be cool for all the other stuff available on Start9, like the nostr relay for example
You can use cloudflare to do that for free. Install cloudflare tunnel on Start9. Set up an encrypted tunnel on cloudflare and point relay.your.domain to the localhost:port that your relay software is listening on.