I like doorbells because at this age, the force required to get a loud enough knock, hurts my knuckles

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I like doorbells because I can unplug mine and people are too timid to knock

People here aren’t too timid to knock and I’m starting to question my knuckles

I have a doorbell and people knock anyway. It's a bit odd.

Definitely odd

I’m gonna order like 200 doorbells to his decoy address and sneak out there and install them so his house is covered in doorbells

I'm gonna make the saddest, most ineffective windchimes ever constructed out of all of your doorbell-pushing fingers. Just 20 bloody little stumps, weakly thumping in the wind.

I’m like a starfish. I will grow them back and scratch your face 😈

I want to help.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noshole.

Noshole who?

Noshole — open the damn door before my knuckles file a complaint against you

Maybe I just need a pair of brass knuckles specifically for knocking 🤔

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I should be a professional gift buyer

The trick? Listening

I think I like it if people are happy

This post is a banger

Hey, what’s in that teeny tiny little cup? I’ve always wanted to know.

My guess is ketchup

Damnnn had never seen it before 😂😂😂

This clip never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All the ass he's kicking 🤣🤣

I said what I said...

Nostr lately be like

🤣🤣🤣

🤭

If she was a banger, she wouldn't be complaining about knocking.

Now if you want someone to come to the door, banging is where it's at.

Door knocker fixes this.

True. And what a mighty fine one you’ve found

Lucky bob wrote that song when he was young .

Pressin on heavens door bell.

Yeah nah!

Push push pushin on heavens doooorbellllll

You need some good steel toe boots.

I agree. My bad steel toe boots aren’t cutting it anymore 🤭