I like doorbells because at this age, the force required to get a loud enough knock, hurts my knuckles
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I'm gonna find nostr:nprofile1qqsd3uut39959acqsvzua0chkjyj2e20y2ccp3vxrwq3g8uqenmjsjqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpzemhxue69uhkx6r9v4ek2t3jx9kkjmpwd4jj7yl6nn4's doorbell and press it over and over.
I’m gonna order like 200 doorbells to his decoy address and sneak out there and install them so his house is covered in doorbells
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noshole.
Noshole who?
Noshole — open the damn door before my knuckles file a complaint against you

Maybe I just need a pair of brass knuckles specifically for knocking 🤔
This post is a banger

Hey, what’s in that teeny tiny little cup? I’ve always wanted to know.
My guess is ketchup
If she was a banger, she wouldn't be complaining about knocking.
Now if you want someone to come to the door, banging is where it's at.
Lucky bob wrote that song when he was young .
Pressin on heavens door bell.
Yeah nah!
Push push pushin on heavens doooorbellllll





