I can’t delete insta yet. There’s still gold there. Like this: 
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You've got to be kidding me
Guess I need to sleep on random people's couches.....
There are some housing developments and apartment complexes where I can completely understand it happening.
What I’d like to know is how they went from that interaction to dating?
I’m guessing she also likes to drink.
Oh is this how you find a wife in the modern age? Maybe I should try this method. Lol
I wouldn’t suggest it.
That's how I met my wife more or less .
Ok you convinced me lol
Word of caution , you need to be hung like a donkey for this technique to work , good luck .
you may be surprised how the carnivore diet helps with that lol
The carnivore diet makes your dick bigger, didn't know that man .
Yeh it’s interesting. I used be a grower but after two months of carnivore I am now a shower. 😁
Except for the rare woman it’s men who are obsessed with dick size. For the love of god would y’all get over it already.
Size doesn’t matter!
Tell that to someone with a micropenis .
Ok so for the most part size doesn’t matter. There are outliers. There is both too small and too large. Most men don’t fall into those categories. But most men stress like they do.
You ever see an old man's dick , it's like a dinosaur dick , so in a way everyone is big at the end , you know what I mean , it all evens out .
I getcha ;)
No I haven’t actually. What kind of stuff do you watch on the internet? 😂
Not the mens changing room at the local swimming pool for one thing .
Dude eyes up
Why , it's only a dick , we all got one .
I don’t 🤷🏼♀️
Neither do I
Well get out there girl .
🤣 I’m looking for long term and have only received short term offers.
Will you marry me?
There you go can’t use that as an excuse anymore lol
C'est marrant que la gente masculine se préoccupe de ça psychologiquement !? comme certaines femmes de leurs seins ou apparences ...l'acceptation de son corps et de soi est plus su'important à bas les stéréotypes et aux complexes au risque de déviances chirurgicales vous vous rendez compte d'une société (film avec Tom Cruise)
Thématique intéressante merci 🤣💜🫂
You guys actually check each other out in changing rooms?
Great now you made think, what is the oldest dick you’ve ever seen!?
The oldest living dick ?
Are you looking at dead dick frequently? I know I’m not.
Not frequently , but I have been to a dick museum before in Amsterdam , they got all kinds of dead dicks in a jar .
There are some data on this question.
I’m not fond of surveys, though, because people lie. It would be better if someone studied duration of monogamous relationships vs. penis length. Or gave us the distribution of actual dildo sales by length.
Couldn’t care less tbh. WaS just making the point eating meat has helped my meat. 😆
I have to tell this story. So there was a guy I was told had a crush on me while we were all hanging out at pub with mutual friends. He was cute. As one is want to do after drinking a bit, I got hungry and wanted to go for food. I very specifically wanted a buffalo burger and dragged this guy there because he had to have one too. It wasn’t until we were there eating that I realized the implication of what I’d done when he said “Well I’ve never been dragged out of a pub for a first date but first time for everything.” He ended up coming back to my house to watch a movie. Where he promptly fell asleep on my couch, managed to grab me in a cuddle hold that I couldn’t escape from enough to even grab my glass of wine on the coffee table. He didn’t wake up until the next morning. I never managed to escape his grip the entire night. Watched the movie and eventually fell asleep myself. He was so embarrassed he wouldn’t call me after that. Today is his 40th birthday. He’s married with two kids. He still occasionally gets shit for just utterly dropping the ball that night.
Met my wife in Dominican Republic one night drinking playing cards. The next day as I tried to kill my hangover on the beach 3 young ladies come up to me & my family
“Hey Dan! You coming back out tonight?”
“Um.. yeah sure see you tonight”
They leave
My dad “who were those girls”
Me “i have no idea”
We moved in together 8 months later.
When life gives you lemons...