my toddler has a minor illness and has therefore decided that it’s in everyone’s best interest that I carry/hold him the entire day…
highest peak pv because he’s my dude and all but…
he’s added a layer of complexity to this process in that he simultaneously thinks it’s hilarious to try to kick me in the junk whenever I gotta take a leak (despite him feeling under the weather)…
🌳🍎
ahhahah yeah there will be a whole new world of personal injury, things you never expect, his creativity will surprise you!
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I lost all the skin off both shins, down to fascia I think, chasing my kid down on a ferry boat
😳 holy crap
no lie…these assassins are out to get me 😂🤣