my toddler has a minor illness and has therefore decided that it’s in everyone’s best interest that I carry/hold him the entire day…
highest peak pv because he’s my dude and all but…
he’s added a layer of complexity to this process in that he simultaneously thinks it’s hilarious to try to kick me in the junk whenever I gotta take a leak (despite him feeling under the weather)…
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Time to have a seat one would think.
No. That would be admitting defeat. I’d rather put up new drywall.
Cause he knows you totally deserve it 😂
Such concern from the dads…marie with the flying kick off the top ropes
Would you expect anything less than that from me 💥😂
Sadly i have searched nostr long and hard the only trespass i see from the frog is a single minor sphelling mistake.
You could say the kids trying to remind him its mothers day in 2 weeks lol
#bowlcut
That’s it, you’re no longer Grammar Chef with that attitude 😂😂
That Altitude, My deer. We are not going at tit anywear
1 of the truiest thangs me ever red
You can’t even read frog 🐸😂
Correction. I can’t read my own handwriting, but I read good otherwise.
Read this;
Go put up a new dry wall in the bathroom! 🐸😂
See thats closer to ₿eing nice, I recommended sitting while voiding his ₿latter to avoid wet walls
But I was very nice and caring yesterday and frog hated it as did wolf #[4] and they said they wanted the unpleasant me back…as usual I don’t think you guys know what you want 😂😂
I know what I want.
Pretty clear really
And what’s that exactly? Good Marie or Bad Marie?🤔
There is only marie, two sides same coin
That’s it. We get to have the whole package here. Not just the tip.
You can’t handle the whole package 😂😂
Well, after a few battles with you, there is little doubt in my mind that I could 🤣 you re the lord of the zaps.
Lord of zaps is that like Lord of the dance?
ngl yesterday she was so toxically nice/kind it almost felt like 🐸 hate speech
Yes. For me, I always felt like I was different. Like she could be her true self with me. Take off her mask. I feel betrayed. Things are different now.
🤣😂
Here’s my little frogy or is that my lilbitch 🐸👑😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice try. That’s my cousin Frank. He is a bigbitch tho.
Oh here you are old fat frogy 🐸😂
🤣🤣
I think you hurt his feelings?
But he doesn’t have any feelings 😂
🤣 Good point 🤣
Hungry is a feeling, I know he's got that.
Hahahaha.
He doesn’t know hunger either, he just eats all the time 😂
I don’t know who is who in this image 🤣
Frogs on the plate, wolf licking lips looking at a dish?
Maybe? Or I’m the meat on the dish and frog and Marie are eating me?
Frog holding the plate and not allowing his lovely bride to eat, he won’t share his food with anyone even if clearly he eats way too much all the time 🐸😂
Ah. That’s the missing link. It’s his bride🤣
I think theres more than one missing link sir
🤣🤣
Frog overeating 🐸😂
😂🤣
Frog, this is no longer a safe space
We are friends just seeking an intervention
It’s making me hungry
Frog can barely fit into his clothes hence why he spends so much time sitting in his closet 😂🐸
Has does a grown woman, who runs her own business, have so many Pepe memes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#[5] gave them to me you fool, I’ve better things to do with my time than to try and find these myself 😂
Sure.
But…but you do find them yourself every time time before you post them. 🤔
🤣 zing!
Yeah they’re all in a folder so I can grab them out quickly 😂
You keeps copies of them in a folder? Manila folder? On your bedside table?
Bedside table of course to look at them each night just before I drift off to sleep thinking of frog 🐸 🤢
Yes. That was hat I was thinking 😳
You ok wolf 🐺? I don’t think you’re quite yourself today or is this frog speak? 😂
Tired fingers 🖕🫂
Ohhh booo hooo yeah, right, whatever 😂
You just went into valley girl mode. There are so many layers to you 🤣
can y’all untag me 💜 
🤣🤣🤣
This picture is Missouri
With a bit of this, and it’s perfect 💜 
I need to go fishing again soon omg 🥲
I don’t think I’ve ever actually gone fishing before 🤔
What?????
It’s so fun, definitely try it, I always thought i would hate it until I went once and fell in love. So relaxing
Frog with all his friends 😂
True
It reminds me of Walmart
“hope I have my coupons with me” 
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At this point I’m starting to suspect my wife is feeding her intel.
You’re not wrong 🤷♂️
Tell him he’s getting a swirly the next time he tries that stuff 😂
😂🤣 I dunno. Twofold problem with that retaliation:
1. The dude doesn’t talk a lot yet but…gets a devious twinkle in his eye like he’s gonna fuck some shit up when he’s older.
2. He will get to choose my nursing home.
😂😂😂 if he’s not old enough to talk, there’s plenty of time to make amends before he has to toss you in a retirement shack.
Protect the goods at all costs 🤣
This is where dad/bicep strength originates. Hope he feels better soon!
This is truth.
However, my bride was not nearly as impressed when I told her how high up in the air I could throw him for some strange reason 🤔
