My figure is like an hourglass.
With all the sand in the middle.
Why are we human-kind so fat these days?
Wrong answers only.
Discussion
Deep down we all known things are going to get crazy and are storing a little extra survival calories around the midsection
Yes. Fat is for burning, burning keeps others warm.
Being rounder makes you more aerodynamic.
Yes! Helpful for if you ever need to self propel yourself with a life jacket on.
Humans have always evolved; this is the ultimate form! 
Yes. We are vending machine bouncy balls!
We stopped doing cocaine.
Oh wait. You said wrong answers. Sorry.
Climate change has made breathing more calorie dense, stop breaking and you will lose the weight
Yes! The Co2 exchange magnifies this.
Actually, fun fact when you lose wait you primarily lose it in the form of outbreath carbon.
Weight loss > bad breath 😂
Lol thats why we have all these fatties, they're storing all that carbon that would otherwise be pushed out into the atmosphere should they ever be in ketosis