law of unintended consequences: this bull run is probably gonna make my wife insist that I purchase some professional work attire
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Does that mean pants?
Pants, dress shirt, tie, white coat. Any of it really. I do none of that.

amen…one of the top 5 reasons to go into medicine is that you can wear pajamas to work and nobody cares
Thank your wife for her opinion, but if she wants you to wear clothes, she's gotta take hers off
I mean that does sound fair, but do I have to wear hers then? I don’t think I could rock her look confidently.
Good question. No I don't think it means you need to wear her clothes. I think what's important is the emphasis on the fiat mentality that allows others to believe they have any control on your style. Granted, wives do tend to believe these things regardless of fiat brain.
Let's brainstorm. What's style is she after? I think she needs to use examples from popular movies and explain precisely why she's wants to dress you up like a qt3.14 Ken doll.
Too many fluids in your line of work for that
somebody would 1000000% piss and/of bleed all over me if I worse a nice shirt
Throw in a little amniotic fluid on the shoes and your wife won’t bring it up again!