The worst part of professional emails is the totally insincere attempts to sound sincere in the closing/sign-off.

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go fuck yourself,

tanel

🤣🤣 My favorite is anything containing the words "regards" because of what social media has made that word out to mean 🤣🤣

i hope you have a day,

tanel

"Buy Bitcoin,

Corn"

Buy Bit,

Corn

Nailed it

As per my last email....

Tanel.

*shudder* 🥲

"I woupd appreciate it if..."

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forwarding your future emails to spam,

tanel

Oof "it has come to my attention that..." 🥲

You’re hired 🫡

starting work tomorrow

That should be the corporate default signature without letting employees change it 😂

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When I still had an office job, I was so fucking bad at the business formal style emails, it got to the point where I had to forward my emails to my boss so he could make sure it actually was business formal and not just me shooting my mouth off at a client. 😅

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It was extremely annoying and felt a little bit degrading sometimes, but it did save my ass on more than one occasion.

Whatever it takes lol. Emails are the worst. I hate them with a passion 😂

Dearest customer,

Lukewarm regards. Actually why don't you just let me just slap my big limp warm regard accross your stupid face you corporate drone of a droolface

*send to boss*

I once received one that said genuine genuflection and I googled the word genuflection like “wait what”

Lmao 🤣

Right???

best regards 🤪

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warm regards 😒

My former coworker used "warmest regards" and I nearly gagged every time I read an email from her.

reply and be like "my 🔥 🔥 hot regards 🔥 🔥 to you"

then you get fired 😐

😂😂

Global warming dogwhistle.

She's trying to radicalize you.

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luke warm regards

Dear corndalorian, I trust you are well. Thanks in advance! Kind regards, DT.

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Greetings. It has come to my attention that you are expecting work product. I write to reorient your expectations. Ambivalently yours,

Using dear is cringissima

My boss at a former job (a much older gentleman) would start every email with "Dear" and end them with "Your friend" 😂😂

How did an intimate term such as dear become the office and professional standard? Must have been a nice old lady secretary calling everyone dear and then it became a joke and then....

How about...

You're warmest friend,

Joe Schmoe

..for a singoff?